In the “Things I’m Sure I Would Never Do” dep’t
I would never NEVER beat up on certain religiously confused online folk right now… even though as recently as yesterday, theoretically legally adult human beings on some platforms were suggesting to one another, in absolute unironic seriousness, that maybe if you really wanted to be assumed bodily into the heavens by the will of the Divine, you should go stand outside. Because it didn’t seem impossible to them that the Creator of the entire physical Universe, the One who made matter out of will, and designed gravity, and built the interpenetrating structures of multidimensional spacetime, had not yet figured out, you know, roofs.
I’m sure these people are confused and hurting enough at the moment, and it would increase Entropy to add to their pain. So let’s not.
...Yet anyway, now THIS pops up. And we should by all means make sure none of those folks see it.
…Because if they did see this, and it then occurred to them to Imagine what a weak-ass wet-toilet-paper kind of deity you’ve got if Their major eschatological events can be so easily derailed by the political machinations of the basely-grifting minions of a serially-abusive, bribery-enabled, nickel-and-dime crook-politician with delusions of competence (and the artistic aesthetic of a STD-raddled bordello decorator, but that’s a side issue)… well, that’d be crushing, I’m sure.
So let’s not.
…Meanwhile, how about those Mets?
