Me: The Pope is supposed to have this intense connection with God right?
Catholic Friends & 1 Non-Denominational Friend: right
Me: So do you pray to the pope?
Catholic Friends & 1 Non-Denominational Friend: Sort of
Me: So because there is no pope does this mean you can't talk to God?
Catholic Friends: No
Catholic Friend #1: The pope is like a producer
Non-Denominational Friend: Yeah
Me: So what's God then
Catholic Friend #3: He's like the main actor
Non-Denominational Friend: No
Catholic Friend #1: God's like Disney, he owns everything
Me: (thinks to self) This is why I'm Methodist





















