#non-competition

Lesson of the Day: Formats

As of late I have learned that reality TV is a huge spectrum of shows, and within this genre there…

i hate the need to succeed

an exercise to compete

poetry for a cause

hate pretentious dramatic pause

i hate those green vegetables

cheap stakes.

potato skins.

i hate vegans

and their moral flavours

i hate bollywood movies

and its stylised lies.

i hate lame music

when the hero dies.

i hate horoscope

but not the stars.

i hate your gods

but not your cause.

i hate the smell of dettol

on hospital floor.

i hate crows in the morning

not at night.

i hate feminists

and small poodles on chains.

i hate glossary

not end notes

the street dog with a bone.

i hate yoko ono.

i hate priests who talk of peace.

i hate candle lit dinner

tiny servings and soups

i hate junior school teachers.

red ears and report cards

i hate cell phones

the need for society

silver forks and high tea

i hate naipaul

and his brilliant novels.

i hate chocolate companies

for comparing chocolate with sex.

i hate chocolates

and the stupid wrapper.

i hate jack when he falls down.

i hate biscuit when it crumbles.

i hate clichéd love poems.

i hate how it makes me feel.

-Pluto.