Look. I'm cool witchu, yuh. I didn't trip when y'all ran right in front of me while I was watching TV. I didn't trip when I found y'all's poops in the closet. I tried repellant. Der Spousemeister tried his humane trap. And then you overstepped. You chewed my Moroccan olives...and made a fucking mess. You chewed my special Ramen. You chewed my organic non-GMO heirloom legumes. How dare you. It is on. I will smite your people. #NoPrisoners #NoAdvice #NoMice (at Tucson, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CED5V_7pX-R/?igshid=1ijm5c4r08dqi













