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What to do when you can't write anything sad or angsty at all (from Nokoro) :

It’s okay, it’s okay!  Don’t worry about it!  A lot of people are preparing for finals right now, so we understand exactly what you’re going through.  Congratulations on your new job, as well!  I hope you do a wonderful job, with both school and work.  I’ll put your girls on a hiatus until December 19th, so I hope that gives you enough time to settle into a studying routine.  If you need more time, just let me know.  Good luck!

Prepare for trouble, and make it double… battles!  This old-timey gal might be the second youngest, but that doesn’t mean her tag-team combo doesn’t pack a wallop!  Don’t ask for an encore—you just might regret it!  Please have that Chatelaine ready host this soiree by November 18th!

You’ve always told people that if they want blazing speed, they needed to get inline!  Keep calm and skate on, losers, the real champ just crossed the finish line!  Please have that skater ready to roll around at the speed of sound by November 7th!

That is an extremely Night Vale thing to do!

Mine is probably the fact I am a bundle of nerves piloting a meat suit. 

To make it odder, the meat suit needs to power down once the sun sets, despite being fuelled only a few hours prior, and has to be regularly watered else it could result in catastrophic failure.

There’s also an unhelpful glitch where, occasionally, the bundle of nerves will become very aware of the fact that it is simply issuing demands to a meat suit, and will then forget how to do normal tasks, like playing an instrument or tyipng–’’^0097s