#noharms

NAME:

rick says phones are for BUSINESS not FUN!! so his own daughter’s contact name is her actual full legal name, ‘Amelia Min Kelleher.’ dad of the year!

RINGTONE:

rick doesn’t really do much with ringtones besides setting generic ones up for different groups of people, but minnie’s the only one to have a custom ringtone of her own. it’s ‘Spirit in the Sky’ by Norman Greenbaum, which sounds morbid to other people but it’s because they used to listen to it together when she was young!! he paid 0.99 cents for it too!

PICTURE:

rick isn’t much of a pictures person, but he did take this one snap of minnie fixing the lock at her college apartment when she locked herself out while rick was visiting, because dads always do shit like that. he sent it to her aunt like ‘look, she’s using power tools!!’ and they all laughed about it but minnie was secretly annoyed bc she’s been self-reliant for years. she looks cute either way.

LAST TEXT RECEIVED:

[ received at 16:04 ] i would but i already left the house, sorry dad [ received at 16:38 ] they called me in ! [ received at 17:21 ] two things can be true

LAST TEXT SENT:

NAME:

up until about... a week ago, daniel’s contact name was a simple ‘Dannie Choi’, but as of the foundation days festival... ‘DO NOT answer!!!’

RINGTONE:

when they were dating, it was probably something super cutesy like a janet jackson song, but once they broke up, it was changed to Kill Bill Siren, which isn’t a movie that barbie liked (or probably watched until she dated daniel) but it perfectly encapsulates her feelings on the matter.

PICTURE:

his contact photo is probably the only thing that hasn’t changed post-breakup or post-foundation days, she can’t stand to delete it or change it to a gremlin or something because he looks so nice. and that’s the only nice thing she’ll say abt him at the moment!!

LAST TEXT RECEIVED:

[ received at 11:03pm ] I don’t understand why you’re acting like this ?? I’m just trying to be your fucking friend, like I am with most of my exes [ received at 11:07pm ] Uh you’re the one that called me a taxi driver fanboy, and then brought up my dad. Not like you’re innocent in all of this [ received at 11:17pm ] I’m sorry for that or whatever but like it was both a low blow from both of us and I just wish you could move past it so we can be friends again  [ received at 12:37pm ] Why did you have to bring Rick and Morty into this?  

LAST TEXT SENT:

[ sent at 11:05pm ] Jfc, you??? brought up my mother?????? after you caught me drunk? [ sent at 11:05 ] Barb Jr out to play ring a fucking bell, you fuckwad??????? [ sent at 11:10 ] UM?! That was after you brought up my mom. Eye for an eye or whatever  [ sent at 11:24 ] Oh as fucking if we were ever friends in the first place! I dated you for a short time like a hundred years ago and you were such a fucking asshole that I honestly have no idea what I saw in you in the first place. Dating you is lik e dating a brick wall that only spouts out Rick and Morty quotes as if that show is actually brilliant as you seem to think it is. Like I’m so sorry that your life is going nowhere and you’re so fucking unhappy but do you have to take it out on everyone? And like whatever, you want to be friends but did you ever consider that maybe I don’t want to be friends with YOU? like what kind of friend are you??? Sorry that I’m not a 15 year old boy that just wants to smoke pot and play Skyrim all day, maybe I want a boyfriend that like... actually talks to me? And likes me? And doesn’t treat me like furniture or something while you scroll through reddit on DATES???? Like honestly Dan if you ever get married I’ll say a prayer for her. Whatever. i’m done talking to you, GOODBYE [ sent at 12:41pm ] external image

NAME: Minnie Mouse

RINGTONE:  Body Electric by Lana Del Rey

PICTURE: See here

LAST TEXT RECEIVED: are you working? 

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