Shit my sister has said while reading books. (No context)
"Haha~ No. "
"That sounds like a wonderful way to DIE."
"She doesn't want to kiss you, so why do you want to die so badly?"
"Rather not get raped in the bathroom, thanks."
"Run, girl! Oh, kick him in the balls first. That works too."
"Is everyone in love with this chick?"
"Are you ASKING for a harem?"
"Oh. Yeah. Salt. Totally works. NOPE."
"I am not a tater tot."
"Pretty sure that comma's supposed to go somewhere else, but I'll take it."
"That is the worst joke I have ever heard."
"Bloody princesses. Meet them every day. Ow! Jack, that was totally uncalled for. She's already injured!"
"So you were just planning to kill him, but now that you see he's got a silver bullet, which he could've gotten ANYWHERE, by the way, you're just going to assume he's the son of the guy who saved your life one time and enlist him to help you destroy a shadow creature. Fun."
(I am writing this while sitting right in front of her and hoping she doesn't have a Tumblr that I don't know about.)
