#noctis is ace

... How is this not a metaphor?

- In high school he develops a crush on Noctis, and at some point they make out while playing video games (but that's about it because I back that Noct might be ace) - while on the road or just before he irks Gladio so much they end up fucking while Gladio tries to train him - after Altissa, Prompto cares for Ignis after Gladio gets distant, and after Noctis is absorbed into the crystal he and Ignis fall back on each other for emotional and physical support the first three or four years of darkness - sometime between three and four years to 10, he has a dangerous run in alone and Arenea saves his ass and they have a period of encounters (I also think Arenea does this with Ignis too) - Cindy and Prompto try to have a thing once but it goes horribly by year 9 (because I stand by that Cindy is prolly ace) - he never touches Iris because Gladio would kill him - after Noctis returns I like to think they at least hug and make out again, dammit

Noctis Lucis Caelum is ace and there is nothing you can do about it