#noblehaltmann

“Well, you seem to have changed your tune from yesterday. What happened to make you do such a drastic 180? Competitive Melee is stale and predictable. The same people with the same characters always win. You’re only allowed to pick 5 stages out of the 29 that are available. Its meta is defined by ‘mechanics’ that are actually just exploited glitches. Even though later Smash games added more variety and balanced out the roster more, people won’t admit when their game has run its course.”

“I’m boutta make a fuckin’ omelette outta th’ both of ya’s if ya don’t FUCK OFF.”

“While I welcome the added publicity, I have my suspicions that this will be only a one-time thing, in the wake of Melee and Guilty Gear fans expressing their disappointment over a comparatively (and undeservedly) obscure title being selected for the event over them. If Under Night In-Birth is to become a regular fixture, French Bread should seize the updates and get to work on an actual sequel.”

Just tread carefully, he reminded himself. You’ll be fine.

“Good.”

“THERE’S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEIN’ SCARY AN’ BEIN’ ANNOYIN’, ASSHOLE!”

Nothin’.”

“How hard would I have t’ punch ya t’ get you to leave me alone.” It’s not a question, more of a statement. “...Didja wake me up jus’ t’ harrass me or what. ‘Cause I’m five seconds away from goin’ Giga and squashin’ ya beneath m’ fist.”