#noah schmidt

Noah: Ew formalities *fake vomiting noises*

Dan: hEY I'M NOT THAT SMART- I MEAN STUPID I-

Noah: JULIA YOU BITCH-

Noah: Wow my eyebags are the colours of a bi flag- even my lack of sleep knows I'm bi

Ajit: Hey I gotta admit soemthing... I lied earlier when I said I was sad about a fanfic, I was actually sad because of what happened in the group chat.

Dan: Yeah, I remember but I'm not sure what you mean-

Noah: It's basically just me being pure evil, I'm annoying Julia so it's worth it.

Noah: Say the f-word around me and I will fucking scream, f-word = formalities.

Ajit: If you're going to "Yeet me off a bridge" at least yeet me off a different bridge to the one you yeet them from.

Noah: Hhhhh I hate having to learn an instrument. My parents are always yelling at me to practice it, I asked to quit like four years ago, but they never listen because apparently I'll regret quitting it in the future if I give up like B R U H-

Noah: To be honest I just ran away from the teacher trying to put me in detention. Bitch I was two minutes late I'm not doing a twenty five minute detention for that.

Noah: Lmao I just passed people who look like they're from a posh school, while I'm just in my Danganronpa hoodie and shorts. They're in a grey blazer with a red and blue striped tie, ugh formal.

Dan: Ok I'll just walk up to some random dude and ask for help finding the pastry.

Dan: SHISNDKMSJS YEAH WALKING INTO WALLS IS MY SPECIALTY!

Noah: Setting fire to the food tech kitchen? *points at him, Julia, Paul and Felix* Yeah we'd do that.

Dan: Idk at least that's what the homework website says, I wasn't paying attention to the teacher in class.

Ajit: The place where a needle was viciously stabbed into my flesh hurts like hell.

Dan: I sAID I'M SORRY OKAY-

Noah: Wake up? Me? Nah I think I'll just stay asleep.

Ajit, Dan or Noah: HELL YEAH! LET'S ACTUALLY DO THAT SOMETIME! COMMIT ARSON!

Noah: Oh yeah Julia I said I'd send an image of Paul half yeeted into a pool right-?

Dan: Not typically a question I like to know the answer to on a Sunday night but I'll check.

Ajit: Listening to music can help?

Ajit: BRICK COLOUR-!

Noah: Paul stop rickrolling me.

Noah: Your braincell? Ah well sorry but it's my target for assassination, it's gonna have to die.

Dan: I might do that in a minute but I'm raiding the kitchen.

Noah: Sitting in the kitchen with a hot chocolate trying not to punch my dad.

Noah: We just got a spam call lmfao. They were all like "We understand you're the CEO of the Schmidt corporation" I told them no and they just- "Well thank you for your time-"

Noah: I'm gonna shut up about people getting posessed now-

Noah: Youtube just asked me if the video is "made for kids" it has people getting posessed in it what do you think youtube?

Ajit: I know it's not me she meant because I'm not called Dan and I actully helped clear up and I helped remove things from the ovens.

Ajit: This is why we let me get things out of the oven. Otherwise the cookies end up on the floor like Dan's did.

Dan or Ajit: DOESN'T MEAN THEY CAN CALL ME OUT ON IT? WHO GAVE THEM PERMISSION TO FIND OUT AND EXPOSE THAT?!

Ajit: Just casually pirates TPN online, it's free unless viruses come with a price.

Noah: Why the fuck is the headteacher such a control freak though-

Ajit, Dan or Noah: Note to self, do not drink boiling water at midnight. It results in burnt tounge.

Noah: Lol yeah Shun is cute.

Full Name; Noah David Schmidt

Age: 22

DOB: September 14th

Sexual orientation; Gay

Favorite season; Autumn

Build: Athletic

Height; 6ft

Favorite color: Blue

Favorite food; Hamburger

Race: White

Eye color in human form: Green

Eye color in werewolf form: Red

Traits: Athletic, Hopeless Romantic, Animal Lover, Friendly and Nurturing

Favorite music genre: Pop

Favorite movie; Eight Below

Fear: Spiders

Sexual position; Top