sits down politely. the noahs please... for me... your old pal... noah anon...
ohmagawd haaaiiiiii i have them in queue ill bump them up :)

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sits down politely. the noahs please... for me... your old pal... noah anon...
ohmagawd haaaiiiiii i have them in queue ill bump them up :)

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hi! i absolutely loved the most recent chapter and it gave me an idea and inspired me to write this, i hope that's okay! after how you described atsumu's feelings about osamu drifting away it made me think that it's probably been affecting him for a while and i feel like he probably went to y/n at some point about it, so here's a little hurt/comfort drabble about that!
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tonight, it had been the icy glance osamu sent his way as he prepped dinner on the kitchen island. his twin's stone grey eyes suspiciously following his movements as if he was analyzing and criticizing each and every little motion.
"'samu," atsumu acknowledged his brother trying to ease some of the tension, yet completely ignored the woman latched onto his side. osamu flicked his eyes back to his work, letting out a breathy scoff as he did so. atsumu knew his brother always hated people crowding him in the kitchen when he was trying to cook. so how was it that his own brother seemed to annoy him more than meiko's clingy grasp?
the action plunged a knife deep into his heart, and atsumu found himself frozen, staring at his brother. was it just him, or was the oxygen in the kitchen suddenly running low?
"'m just grabbing a drink, then i'll be outta yer way," he explained, not in the mood to deal with the pair.
but meiko had other plans. stroking her outgrown acrylics up and down osamu's biceps, meiko lifted herself on to her toes, pressing her rouge lips to osamu's ear. locking her malice striken eyes with atsumu's, she whispered into osamu's ear. it was quiet, but atsumu caught a few words. something about you, atsumu, and sexual favors; the same insult always. but what really twisted the knife already stuck in his heart was the way osamu laughed. he laughed. as if his own brother's emotions were something to be taken as a cheap joke.
so when osamu leaned down to whisper a response into meiko's ear with that same malicious gaze, atsumu decided he didn't want to stay and hear what his brother had to say. so he found himself storming out of the kitchen, drink forgotten. meiko and osamu's snickers fading as his feet instinctively carried him to your room.
however, he faultered upon reaching your closed door. would it really be the best idea idea bother you about this? He knows exactly what you'd say, something along the lines of "you could never bother me" or "i'm here for you no matter what."
but part of him couldn't help feeling guilty. here he was about to dump his problems onto your already heavy shoulders. yet his body started moving on its own and he couldn't stop himself; he wanted – no, needed – your comfort. so with three light raps on your door, he called out to you, "angel, it's me, can i come in?"
your voice sounded a muffled confirmation from the other side. wrapping a shaky hand around the doorknob, atsumu entered your dim room. you were nuzzled into your duvet, turned on your side to face the door as you scrolled mindlessly on your phone.
he must have looked pretty pitiful, because as soon as your eyes landed on his hunched form you shot out of bed, fully alert. you were in front of him in no time, bed sheets tossed carelessly to the floor in your haste.
"'tsumu, what happened? what's wrong?" your voice was so soft, so gentle, and your touch even more so. warmth spread across his cheeks as you cupped his face with both hands, your thumb skimming his cheek to clean the trail of tears. had he really been crying? he hadn't noticed.
when he didn't answer, you spoke again. "was it osamu again?" he nodded, god you really did know him so well. it wasn't the first time atsumu had confided in you about his broken relationship with his brother. but still, you just knew, just like how you knew exactly what he needed in this moment.
if you were angry – which you 100% were – you didn't let it show, more concerned with the boy in front of you. one of your hands traveled to the back of atsumu's neck to pull his head down to your shoulder while the other soothingly ran through his hair. "i'm so sorry 'tsumu. i've got you, you're okay." your voice was just above a whisper.
and that was all it took for atsumu to completely unravel. his arms wrapped themselves around your waist to pull you closer into him as he buried his face deeper into the crook of your neck. his tears had surely soaked through the fabric of your shirt by now, but you showed no indication of caring about that. instead, your fingers continued their ministrations in his hair, all the while you whispered sweet affirmations in his ear.
he relished in your warmth. god, was he glad he came to you. you, who had the weight of eleven peoples' hatred bearing down on your psyche. yet here you are, opening your arms to hold him as he sobbed, selfless as always. and in that moment he only hoped he could make you feel as safe in his arms as he did in your's right then.
"thank you," he mumbled into your neck suddenly. atsumu wanted to say so much more than that, but he couldn't find the words. so instead, his fists clenched the back of your shirt and pulled you closer to him, hoping his actions would portray more than his words could.
"of course," you whispered back. somehow, he knew you understood.
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this turned out to be longer than i thought, sorry! it's a little rushed and not that great but i hope you like it!
— noah (anon)
(i might more in the future so i'll go by this name if that's okay)
WHAT IS W YALL DOWNPLAYING UR TALENTS CS THIS???? THIS????? IS INCREDIBLE BESTIE I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS and you bYE <3333 i would love it if u sent more of ur writing in!!!! l o v e l y
Ben: "jeff I don't feel good"
Jeff: "i- did you do anything like 3at anything bad?"
Ben: "no but- *gasp* do you think I was lickma?"
Jeff: "what the hell is lickma?"
Ben: "lickma balls Jeffrey"
-Noah
BAJHAHAHAH LIXKMA BALLSHRKDNRHRB
Bruh if we sharing who Virgil acts like I've got a whole story about this one kid who went to middle school with me a few years back-- Anytime someone said something he didnt like he'd get all hissy and harrass them about it- even if they apologized again and again he wouldnt leave them alone. When we went to the teachers about it they just said "He's in a bad place and needs to release! Hes not hurting anyone, its fine!" So... :/ yeah -Noah anon
Oh fuck that last part is especially Virgil-like
hiii!!! can i request a noah hc where mc is braiding his hair, if it's okay?? TYSM
Hair Day With Noah!
MC and Noah are scrolling through their phones laying in his bed together when MC comes across a pictogram ad for blue hair wax, they buy it and a few days later it comes in
Noah sighs intensely when MC comes over with the hair wax, holding the silver canister in their hands standing above him, he looks skeptical.
“Please Noah, it’ll be your everyday salon treatment. You’re going to love it. Please. Please. Please. I’ll make it worth your while,”
Noah grins and agrees to let MC tamper with his hair.
MC pulls his beanie onto their head taking pictures of themselves with Noah, Noah laughs trying to take the phone from MC and they get an arrangement of photos of them fighting over the phone
“Do my hair already, kid.”
MC rolls their eyes, kissing him on the nose
They start to rub the wax into his hair telling him no beaking so he can see the true form of his makeover all at once, he snorts at MC but follows through anyways
MC coats his hair in the blue wax turning all of his hair blue, they’re shocked it actually works and that pictogram has good recommendations for hair wax
“MC, I love like I murdered a smurf and wiped it’s blue on my head.”
“Can you settle with a loving stab to a smurf?”
“Absolutely not.”
MC talks Noah into letting them braid his hair next, he looks at them with a disgusted look shaking his head no at them
“I’m going to do it anyways.”
And before Noah can stop them they’re already braiding the front part of Noah’s bangs, they use one hand to push his hair out of the way focusing on that chunk of hair
Noah slumps his shoulders as MC makes their way down braiding his hair perfectly, Noah hands them a plastic band from the packaging they bought at Dollar Tree, he frowns.
“You lied to me. You said you needed these for arts and crafts.”
“I did lie. Now hand me those sunflowers, I’m going to braid them into your hair, the yellow is going to look perfect in the sea of blue smurfage.”
“I hate you.”
MC laughs, placing a soft kiss on his lips, he kisses them back moving his lips perfectly against theirs, pulling them into his lap, they giggle into the kiss now running their hands through the back of his hair.
“You smurf that?”
“I fucking hate you.” MC laughs pushing his shoulder, they grab the flowers from they dropped them using their fingernails to break the steams to where it can easily fit in his hair
He stares at them with longing eyes, appreciating how much he has them
MC begins to braid the flowers into the next few locks of his hair, chewing their tongue concentrating on making the flowers stay while keeping the flowers in place.
When they finish they pull Noah to his feet bringing him to the mirror on his dresser covering his eyes with their hands.
“Are you ready?”
“As I’ll ever be..” He mutters, opening his eyes to see himself.
He snorts instantly, doubling over in laughter, MC smiles at him holding back their laughter at his reaction. “Come on I did great Noah!”
He doesn’t answer them for a long time before he’s too busy laughing, he wraps an arm around their shoulder collecting himself falling backward onto the bed with him.
“You know, I don’t hate it. I didn’t know you could braid hair.”
“Any idiot can braid hair, Noah, they teach how in elementary school.”
“I must of missed that class.”
“Or maybe you were too busy not understanding why you thought I was pretty.”
“Oh my god, let go of my childhood crush on you.”
“It’s cute.”
“It’s embarrassing.”
“Do you want me to kiss it better?”
“I always want you to kiss me.”
Noah leans in again kissing MC on the lips his body hovering over their body, letting his tongue work its way into their mouth, they moan into the kiss pulling away breathless.
“I should braid your hair more.”
hope you like it!

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hi! noah anon here again, um ahaha, i may have been inspired to write a part 2 to my previous atsumu hurt/comfort drabble, i hope that's okay! ive been living for protective!y/n ever since they fought meiko for suga, so i wanted to sort of portray that!
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from the way atsumu's breathing had evened out, you assumed he'd finally fallen asleep. exhaustion from the rough night he had taking over as he laid in your bed, wrapped up in your comforting embrace. atsumu's forehead rested in the crook of your neck and his nose pressed up against your collarbone, soft breaths tickling the sensitive skin. his arm laid across your stomach, keeping you close. for the first time since he walked into your room that night, he looked peaceful.
you on the other hand, were pissed; still stewing with rage over the events of the night. the main target of your aggression being none other than miya osamu himself. how could someone be so cold to their own twin?
the more you thought about it, the more restless you got, a pit of frustration growing and twisting uncomfortably in your gut. laying still was starting to prove a difficult task. with all of this frustrated energy you just needed to move — do something, before you went insane. so as carefully as you could, you slipped out from under atsumu, gently pushing a pillow under him for support.
shutting your door as quietly as possible you padded your way into the kitchen to grab a glass of water and an aspirin for atsumu. he'd probably need it for when he woke up, and it was the perfect excuse to get up and move around. however, as you neared the kitchen, you noticed a figure searching through the snack cabinets, grey hairs poking out into your field of vision. of course now of all times you'd run into the object of your current frustration. did you universe hate you or something?
just ignore him, you thought to yourself, no sense in getting into a conflict tonight.
as quietly as possible, you pulled a glass cup from the cabinet and filled it up with water. you had asprin in your room, so there was no need to grab any from the common area. your next objective was to exit the kitchen as quick as possible before your urge to punch osamu in the face increased any more. at this moment, his mere presence was enough to up your anger levels.
however, the second you spun on your heels to leave, osamu was also making his way out of the kitchen, causing the two of you to almost collide. luckily osamu reacted quickly, stepping back and preventing anything from being spilt.
"fucking watch it!" he spit out, expression twisting into one of contempt.
you scoffed at his outburst, ready to hit him with a few choice words, but by the time your lips parted he was already storming out of the kitchen and into the living room. a high pitched voice could be heard when he entered, sending another wave of fury coursing through your veins. "thank you 'samu, you're the best!"
"of course baby," osamu responded, "now let's start our movie."
the noise of some cheesy romance movie soon filled the living room and all surrounding areas, way too loud for this late of an hour in your opinion. it only added to your irritation, and without even thinking you were marching yourself to the living room with conviction, glass of water left behind on the kitchen island.
usually you never sought out trouble, and you weren't too fond of confrontation when it could be avoided. in the beginning of your time in the hyper house, maybe, but as time passed you soon learned nothing you said would change anything. so to save some sanity you resorted to short quips and just plain ignoring your housemates, once your contract was up none of it mattered anymore anyway. but after holding atsumu for an hour while he sobbed, and osamu's entitled attitude, something in you snapped. fuck being the bigger person.
so with your shoulders back and head held high you stormed into the living room, snatching the remote from coffee table to pause the movie playing.
that certainly grabbed their attention.
"the fuck is yer problem?" osamu vetted, standing to square up to you, fists clenched at his side and jaw tense. meiko followed suit, but took her position slightly behind osamu, nimble fingers gripping his bicep.
"my problem? hmm let's see, maybe my problem is the fact that i just held your brother as he cried himself to sleep while you were out here cuddled up on the couch!"
meiko snickered from behind him, and you had to stop yourself from lunging at her. how dare she laugh at his pain?
"'tsumu's fine, he'll get over it. now leave so we can watch our movie." your eyes went wide at osamu's response. did he really not care?
"he's your brother, and you hurt him." the annoyed expression on osamu's face fell slightly at your statement, but he quickly recovered, expression morphing into one that could kill. "don't act so innocent, you were probably in there twisting his mind with your little lies. you know everything that's happened between us has been your fault? you're the one that turned him against me!" his voice was gradually increasing him volume and malice, you obviously getting under his skin.
"oh please, you're still telling yourself that?" you inched closer to the pair, chin lifting up to meet osamu's steely glare, your attempt at intimidation working only on the small woman behind him.
"'samu, shes scaring me, please make her leave," meiko whimpered. Osamu placed a protective arm around her, pulling her into his side, "don't worry baby, i won't let her near you." you rolled your eyes at meiko, her feigned fear sending your patience over the edge.
"oh shut up, meiko," you snapped, causing her to coward further into osamu. "hey, don't talk to her like that!" he shot back at you, eyes darkening as he towered over your form, but you refused to back down.
"i'm texting iwaizumi, he can make her leave." meiko began typing furiously on her phone.
you chose to ignore her, prioritizing getting in your final words before iwaizumi could come to their resuce. "you've got your head completely up your ass if you think anyone but yourself is to blame for your broken relationship with 'tsumu!"
"you have no right to—"
"what the hell is going on here?" iwaizumi stormed into the room, large arms crossed over his chest as he placed himself between you and your victims.
"iwa, thank god! me and 'samu were trying to watch a movie when y/n just came in here and started attacking us! it was so scary, please make her leave!"
you scoffed at meiko's fabricated story, but before you could even begin to defend yourself iwa spoke, "y/n, go back to your room before im forced to take action." despite his dagger sharp gaze, you refused to shrink. you were going to get your point in regardless of any threats iwaizumi threw your way. so shooting him a quick and dismissive glare, you turned your attention back to osamu and meiko to get in one final blow.
"look, i don't know what your problem with me is, and frankly i don't care. but leave atsumu the fuck out your sick little games." the venom in your voice was enough to strike real fear into meiko, who was now completely hiding behind osamu for protection. even osamu's intimidating demeanor faltered at your protectiveness over his brother.
iwaizumi was the first to break the tension, "y/n, go—"
"yeah yeah, i got it, im leaving." your cut him short, giving osamu one last glare before exiting the living room, stopping to grab the glass of water from the kitchen before heading back to your room.
in your frustration you'd completely forgotten atsumu was asleep, accidentally shutting your door back with a little too much force. "angel?" atsumu's sleep drenched voice pulled you from your stewing thoughts, and you felt any and all anger melt away when you locked eyes with him.
"where'd you go off to?" he asked, rubbing at his eyes and sitting up. you snatched a bottle of asprin from your night stand and extended it to him along with the glass of water, "figured you'd want this when you woke up."
the corner of his mouth lifted up into a lopsided smile as he accepted your offer, downing a pill and half the water in one go, "yer too good to me, angel."
you offered up a soft smile as you took the glass and pill bottle back from him and set them on your nightstand. you took a seat on your bed next to atsumu, pushing back his disheveled hair back with one hand, prompting him to let out a content hum.
"i'm sorry for waking you," you whispered, letting your hand trail down the side of his face before coming to rest against his jaw, "how are you feeling?"
atsumu leaned into your touch, "much better, thanks to you. but, can we lay down again?"
you nodded, falling back to a laying position with atsumu following suit. however, this time he pulled you into his chest, holding you in his arms. you sunk further into him, finding it much easier to sleep this time as his warmth surrounded you and calmed your nerves.
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i got a little carried away and this ended up a little longer than i intended, oops, oh well! i hope you like it!
— noah anon
hhhh,,, BESTIE OMFG UR SO SO SO TALENTED WTF???? do u have a blog cs if so sharty drop the @ ahaha (jk only if u feel comfy!!) i just mean WOW WOW WOW WOWIE
head empty, only one (1) thought. just thinking about how atsumu probably stayed by y/n's bedside until sakusa made him leave. thinking about how osamu probably came to pick him up and bring him home. thinking about how atsumu probably broke down at some point from all the stress and osamu was instantly there for him. just like when they were young and had to withstand a heavy thunderstorm at camp. thinking about how this is osamu's first step in being better for his brother, just like he promised.
soft twins brotherly bond make heart go brrrr
— noah
n-noah i cant do it i am Wailing pls the brotherly bond i just — :cries:
i don't think u realize how much pf has changed me... like i came in here as a full blown kuroo simp. but now...? you've turned me into a full time atsumu simp, i love that man w my whole heart bestie! and sakusa too! like? the way you write these characters has made me fall in love with them oml–
— noah
KJEE WE SHOULD ALL B TSUMU SIMPS ‼️ but no rlly ty skjsks sakusa n tsumu r my lights so m glad i could convert u heheh