give it up for our man argyle who:
let jonathan vent his heart out and so generously shared all his weed
gave jon, will, and el rides to school every day
did a whole airport pickup for them and mike
called mike a shitty knockoff and put him in his place for being so fake with will while also being cool af about it
did his best to reassure el about the skate attack
saved the cali crew's asses from being shot to death
stole his company vehicle
had a man die in the backseat
had to bury mans body
made him a gravestone
had a thing with susie's sister eden and hotboxed in the van
identified the tracks leading to NINA and el
came up with the plan and secured them the Nevada surfer boy pizza location for their rescue mind mission
made a delicious pineapple pizza and got mike to have yet another fruity experience
put up with those two backseat boys with MAD ATTITUDE towards him the whole time, always questioning and rolling their eyes
probably paid for insane amounts of gas and food cause hes the one with a job
DROVE THEM ACROSS THE COUNTRY TOWARDS THE LITERAL GATES OF HELL
can actually identify edible and psychedelic mushrooms WHICH WILL PROBABLY SAVE THEM in the coming apocalypse
ALL with a smile on his face (minus the brief, REASONABLE freakout), a great attitude and not even asking anybody to worry about how HE'S getting home, paying for this shit, and explaining this to his parents and/or the cops if he gets caught for burying a DEAD BODY, running from the military WITH their fugitives, and stealing his work vehicle.
the guy is an absolute hero and he does it all with rainbow socks, long luscious hair, and a joint in hand. legend.
