#no queuecumber

1. han seungwoo of victon (and like x1 now or whatever i guess lol)

um i’m really a mess for seungwoo and it’s because??????? he’s so???????? soft????? he’s extremely cuddly and is always hanging on everyone which like idk m8 RIP kill me dead and he is such a FATHER even tho he’s fifteen days older than i am and therefore not super old he just adopts boys wherever he goes and then he throws them into swimming pools and gives them hugs and comforts them when they cry and tells them he’s proud of them and sends them away after patting their bums and idk why but he is the single most soft and endearing human man that shows so much affection to everyone around him that i just!!!!!!!!!!!! his heart is the size of a moon of jupiter and he’s not afraid to give it to everyone he meets and i think that’s the single most enchanting attribute in a boy i ever have heard of in my life. give me ur jupiter moon heart seungwoo. marry me this instant, u clingy high tone rapper

2. taeho from imfact 

k so imfact as a band isn’t my fave because their only good song is nanana but taeho himself is like. top tier. he’s the ideal boy. idk why. is it his round face? is it his sense of style? is it his heart-stopping smile? is it his absolutely ABSURD need to pretend like he’s dating the camera no matter what situation he’s in? it’s maybe 30% that last part. Boi is so EMBARRASSING i have watched TWO HOUR LONG vlive broadcasts of him, BY HIMSELF, pretending to take the fans on a date and talking to them like he’s their boyfriend the WHOLE TIME and it’s sO CRINGEY and also i live for it even tho the whole time i’m screaming at the top of my lungs at my laptop. also they weren’t even all subbed. but i watched them anyway. literal hours of him bopping around calling the camera cute and whining at it when it told him things he didn’t want to hear THAT HE MADE UP BECAUSE HE WAS TALKING TO A CAMERA. this BOY. this GUY. i perish. (also 10/10 very boopable nose do recommend)

3. kim woosung from the rose

so uh i. i really. love woosung. i thought i was past grungy bad boys, but like, high school me, with too much eyeliner on my waterline, would have driven in a minivan blaring all american rejects and all time low with anna perry to watch kim woosung’s band playing at a battle of the bands in some random hole in the wall venue in my city close to a taco bell and a vacant lot. i would have bought a crappily mastered album in a jewel case with album art photocopied on printer paper for $5 just looking for an excuse to talk to him. i would have done this. i would have done it twice. where was i going with this. anyway what even is his grungy oversized-mychem-t-shirt-and-torn-pants-4-sizes-too-big style called these days? eboy? is that what he is? i’m old idk. anyway i didn’t think my style was eboy or bad boy or grunge americana or whatever the frick woosung’s style is but here i am. anyway what he does that makes me laugh is when he swears without remorse. I’M SORRY MOM AND ALSO JESUS

4. HONORARY MENTION: kim seokjin of the men the myths the legends bts

for some reason i felt like it was MEGA BASIC of me to be like “a member of bts!!!!!!” in the main three but frick that tbh (i just feel that way because i’m a dirty hipster and don’t want to be labeled “only an ar*my”) so he’s gotta be an honorary mention because literally every time he talks about how handsome and brilliant and beautiful and wonderful he is i’m laughing because i’m all like “frick this is how i sound to all my friends all the time. i’m so insufferable. and also hilarious and brilliant and beautiful and wonderful” but it legit makes me thankful that my friends are as good as they are to put up with me constantly crowing about how good i am all the time because zeesh