#njxsj

→ pairing: namjoon/seokjin → genre: social media!au - humor - hurt/comfort - fluff - mystery → word count: 30,968 → rating: teen and up

r u n c h r a n d a. fuck this is going to sound like the weirdest shit okay look i used ur selcas to catfish and this older dude is gonna buy me stuff but i have to send him a selca with a peace sign

~ * ~ pingkeu jin ~ * ~ hahahahahahaha wtf

→ pairing: namjoon/seokjin → genre: royalty!au - humor → word count: 9,987 → rating: mature

From a tumblr prompt: Jin is a prince, and Namjoon is his bodyguard.

"You're sort of bad at this." "Nah. You're safe, aren't you?"

→ pairing: namjoon/seokjin → genre: canon compliant → word count: 6,908 → rating: general

At three o'clock in the morning after he'd been working for ten hours straight and everything he touched came out wrong and all his words were stilted and clumsy and all his music was rough and tangled... for some ungodly reason Kim Namjoon opened up a new browser window, typed bangtan sonyeondan fan fiction into the search bar, and then (god) hit enter.

→ pairings: hoseok/yoongi - namjoon/seokjin - jungkook/taehyung → genre: college!au - frat!au - fluff - angst → word count: 16,006 → rating: mature

"I've had an epiphany."

"And that is?"

"I'm in love with Jung Hoseok."

"That's your epiphany? I could've told you that."

→ pairings: jungkook/taehyung - jimin/yoongi - namjoon/seokjin → genre: soulmate!au - college!au - crack - fluff → word count: 9,272 → rating: general

AU where your soulmate's first words to you will be tattooed on your wrist when you meet.

Which freakin sucks, because Jungkook's forearm will now forever read "Hey baby, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

What the fuck, universe.

→ pairings: jimin/yoongi - hoseok/taehyung - namjoon/seokjin → genre: fluff - angst - smut → word count: 101,711 → rating: mature

Yoongi likes one night stands and he understands how they work. What he doesn’t understand, however, is how he ended up in bed with a probably-not-legal kid crying in his arms about his broken heart, because he’s pretty sure (and correct him if he’s wrong) that a babysitting job was not what he was looking for when he went to the opening of his friend’s new club.

→ pairings: jimin/jungkook - hoseok/yoongi - namjoon/seokjin → genre: police!au - crack - humor - fluff → word count: 129,876 → rating: not rated

Officer Jeon has his eyes on Mr. Adorable.

Officer Min has a strange neighbor he can't seem to keep out of his life.

Captain Kim finds comfort in his son's homeroom teacher.

Well, cops need some loving too, right?

→ pairing: namjoon/seokjin → genre: canon compliant - fluff - light angst → word count: 6,822 → rating: teen and up

In a final, desperate attempt to get Seokjin to notice him, Namjoon dyes his hair pink. However, Seokjin avoids him more than ever and Namjoon doesn't know what he did wrong.