#ninja please

"So..." You prowled your way across the bed and he raised an eyebrow at you. "...what do you want to do tonight...senpai?" You knew good and well what those shorts were doing to him. And your nipples jutting out beneath the thin material of that tank top did nothing to stop his loins from stirring.

Feigning disinterest, he picked his book back up and yawned. "Meh. Read, I guess".

You lowered his hand back down and straddled him, your thighs touching the warm skin of his bare sides, his half-hard cock pressing against your bottom confirming that he was indeed full of shit. You took your time stretching and arching your back like a kitty cat before leaning forward, placing your hands against his chest and your lips along his chiseled jawline.

He shifted beneath you as you kissed your way to his ear and breathed, "I heard it's somebody's birthday today". He smirked and turned his head to capture your lips with his, placing his hand behind your head when he slipped his wet muscle inside your mouth. He placed his free hand on your thigh and squeezed as he rolled his hips to grind his cock against you, drawing a sigh from your mouth into his. Your need leaked out of you as you ground back against him, his hand smacking your ass hard, giving you a brilliant idea. You pulled away from him and hopped off the side of the bed, his arms still open with a massive tent in his pants and a comical pout on his face.

"Get up and drop trou, birthday boy. You're getting 45 licks tonight".

His arms fell to his sides and he reached for his book again. "Yeah, no".

"Oh come on, Kashi, it'll be fun!"

"Not for me, it won't. Besides, when have you ever known me to bend my bare ass over for you or anyone else? Not happening".

He rolled his eyes when you jutted your bottom lip out at him, pouting harder than he could ever hope to.

He let out an exasperated sigh. "Fine, I'll do it!" He stood up and hooked his thumbs under his waistband. "What're you gonna spank me with? Your bare hand?"

"Nope". With one hand on your hip, you plucked the hard back* copy of Icha Icha from his fingers, smirking.

"Ah, jeez", he lamented. "Just don't break it".

You laughed. "Babe, stop being so dramatic! I'm not gonna break your ass".

"Not my ass, the book!" He pulled his pajama pants down to just below his pale ass cheeks. One of the best things about being retired, he always said, is not having to wear underwear anymore. It's so liberating.

"You and your books! Maybe you should get a room with them-"

"That's what I've been trying to do since you slunk in here wearing that dangerous little outfit of yours! But noooooo! Somebody wants to spank me with it instead!"

"You do realize that you're gonna get it that much worse now, right?"

He winked at you and said, "Do your worst, cockblock" before turning around and bending over with his hands on the bed. What you couldn't see was the smugness that fell over his expression once his back was turned. He'd humor you a little at least, just enough to give you a false sense of security. He was nothing if not sneaky, but that was a hazard inherent in being married to the Hokage-level ninja.

You hummed victoriously as you brought the book up with both hands. "Hold on tight, birthday boy". His butt cheeks clenched as you swung downward. "One!"

The first lick was quite pathetic, actually. You'd overestimated your strength. He relaxed again, shaking his head and sighing impatiently. "You hit like a girl-"

You put considerably more force behind the next swing, the book creating a sharp whack when it made contact with his sensitive skin. "Two!"

His hips jerked forward with the sting. "Ah! Easy!"

"Nuh-uh. You're getting everything you deserve, baby!" You applied the same velocity to the next swing.

"What did I do to deserve- hahh shit!" Again, his hips jerked forward on impact, surprising himself when his dick twitched.

"Three!"

"I take it back, you don't hit like a- fuck!"

"Four!"

A discernable pink rectangular pattern had begun to form on his lily white ass cheek. You smiled devilishly, so proud of your handiwork. "Damn, baby, I thought you were tougher than this. You've still got 41 more licks to go. Five!"

His fingers gripped the sheets as he looked back at you. "Forty one?"

You were on the sixth downswing when his deft hand caught your wrist mid-swing. In one fluid movement, you found yourself bent over Kakashi's knee as he sat on the edge of the bed. He yanked your shorts down and you heard the loud "crack" before your body even registered the stinging pain against your bare ass.

"Kakashiiii! What the fuck?" You tried to lift yourself off of him, but that was a no go since his non-spanking hand was firmly pressed against your back.

"You said four to five, right?"

"No, I said forty five ahhhh!" His hand had come down hard again. He was much better at spanking than you. He'd had plenty of practice in the many years that you've been together, that's for sure.

You could hear the smirk in his voice. "Oh. Well, it looks like you're getting the rest of 'em".

"But kashiiiii! It's not my birthdahhaaaoooowwwww!" You tried using your legs as leverage to break free, but your elite shinobi of a husband had your belly pinned to his thighs.

He chuckled. "I know, but…" You brought your hand around to shield your ass, but he promptly bound your wrist to your back before delivering another slap of his bare hand to your butt. "...it's my birthday, and I'm getting what I want". His commanding voice had deepened.

You continued crying out with every spank, tears pricking at the corners of your eyes, of whether it was from the pain or the laughter you couldn't be sure. Your cries turned to whimpers, then to moans as your pussy got wetter with each impact of his hand, your swollen pussy lips sticking out from behind your closed thighs, glistening with your need.

On the next swat, his bare hand made contact with your pussy lips instead of your ass and you screamed, "Nngaaahhh fuck, Kashi! Owwwaaaaahhhhh!"

He rubbed his hand in slow, firm circles on your cheeks, applying negative pressure to help ease the pain, wandering lower to tease your weeping slit with his middle finger. Still bent over his knee, you whined as he circled the pad of his finger around your clit.

"Kashi..."

He dipped his finger into your wet hole, sliding it in and out nice and slow, turning his hand palm down so that he could get a good angle on that g-spot of yours. You pushed back against his hand, needing more of him.

"I lost count, but I think I've made my point". He let you go and you sank to your knees in front of him. Looking down at you, he pushed his pants all the way off as his angry cock slapped against his hard abs. "How about you give my dick 45 licks instead?"

You'd spent the whole day looking forward to sucking Kakashi's cock down and making him cum in your mouth.

"But senpai..." You looked him right in the eyes. "...Wanna suck it".

He put his finger under your chin to stop you, shaking his head at you. "Lick it", he ordered in his silky smooth voice. "I'll count for you since your mouth is gonna be occupied".

By now you were so turned on your mouth watered at the very sight of your husband's pretty dick. You wrapped your fingers around the base before looking up at him with your bottom lip between your teeth, knowing full well what it did to him when you bit your lip like that.

His eyebrows knitted as his slate grey eyes darkened, leaning back on his hands, watching you, anticipating. You stuck your tongue out and, starting at the base, dragged it up his entire length, flicking your tongue over the tip at the end. You hummed in appreciation of his delicious pre.

"One". His voice had always gotten darker when he was aroused.

Again, you began at the base, licking slowly up, savoring the texture of the underside of his thick shaft as your tongue submitted to its shape.

"Two". He brushed a stray strand of your hair away from your pretty face, holding it back to have a clear view.

When the count had reached the upper twenties, it was becoming increasingly difficult for him to keep count, as well as to keep your hot mouth from having its way with him. But a man is only as good as his word. His head fell back as he groaned. "Twenty eight".

Jesus, still almost twenty more to go. Your jaw had begun to ache a little. But it was rewarding to watch his pre ooze down his length only to catch it with your tongue, moaning in approval of his flavor. You had a tiny puddle of your own forming on the floor beneath you as well.

On the 40th count, he looked down again to watch you.

His hips bucked on 41.

On 42, he bit his lip to stifle a whimper, his cock throbbing painfully.

You knew your husband's needs all too well, so after the 45th count, you devoured him knowing it wouldn't take you long to finish him off. He groaned in unadulterated pleasure, slowly losing his mind as you hollowed your cheeks, sucking him down until the head of his cock hit the back of your throat.

"Mmm sweetheart, you suck my dick so good, fuuuuck", he breathed. You hummed around him causing that familiar dull ache to begin creeping up from the base of his spine. "Shit, gonna cum...mm!"

You closed your eyes and slowed your pace while increasing the intensity as his hips trembled. The first splash of his hot cum hit the back of your throat, his cock flexing against your tongue with every eruption of his thick seed until he was spent. You popped off him, swallowing the last of him down as his back hit the mattress, chest heaving.

You crawled up next to him, dragging your fingertips along his arm and chest. He turned his head and looked at you with those seductive hooded eyes. As he kissed you, he pulled you on top of him before hooking his hands behind your knees, encouraging you to straddle his abdomen.

He traced the outline of your sexy figure with his well-trained hands, taking in every curve and dip of your feminine form, nice and slow. Studying you. Learning you. Even after all these years.

He stroked your thighs firmly, pressing his fingertips into your flesh a little bit. His hands continued up on the next stroke, spreading your outer lips open and brushing over your clit with the pad of his thumb. You closed your eyes and let your head fall back as he spread your slick need over your hard bud. His free hand cupped your breast under your shirt, gently squeezing it as your fingertips dug into the muscle of his chest. "Mmm...Kashi".

He situated his hand below such that he was able to slip two skilled fingers within you while still using his thumb to manipulate your clit. "Feel good, baby?"

"Mhmmm, god yessss", you keened while removing your shirt.

"Look at me", he said.

You raised your head up and opened your lust-filled eyes for him.

He began curling his fingers inside of you as if to say come hither. "You remember this hand signal, right?"

Indeed you did and your pussy clenched at the promise of what was to come.

"Well, come on then, sexy girl".

You shifted your body higher and higher, still straddling your husband's prone body as you climbed atop his shoulders. He wrapped his strong arms around your thighs, his biceps flexing against them as he held you tight. The moment you felt his hot breath on your cunt, your eyes rolled back. Your full body shiver was swiftly followed by the reflex to arch your back when he stuck his tongue out and licked a long line between your lips, watching your face twist in pleasure. Pleasure he loved giving you.

He set a slow rhythm, alternating between licking and sucking on your clit, throwing in a hum here and there for good measure. You carded your fingers into his hair, squeezing two fistfuls of his downy locks, but he knew you were holding back. He pulled back on your thighs long enough to speak, "Ride me, sweetheart. I want you to. You know I can take it".

He was right. He had so many times before, but there was that self-conscious part of you that always made you hesitate and Kakashi would have to fight that self-defeating voice within you every time. You began slowly rocking your hips, trying to keep most of your weight off of him. He knew this wouldn't do. As long as any part of you was holding back, you wouldn't be able to orgasm and he lived for you to come undone for him. "(Y/n), you're still holding back. Hey, eyes on me".

"Kashi, what if I hurt you?"

He chuckled. "Think you I couldn't have your body pinned to this bed before your next breath if I so chose?" He had a point. "We go through this every time, (y/n). I want you to ride my mouth with abandon. I want you cumming all over my fucking face. Drown me in your scent, baby. Please".

His words and the roughness of his voice finally won you over. Once again, he remained undefeated in his powers of persuasion.

You watched as he sucked your clit in between his lips again, winking at you when you moaned. You smiled and nodded. Within seconds, you'd resumed your prior pace and were now well on your way. You slowly increased your speed, once again losing yourself in the pleasure of your husband's oral skills. You whimpered when his teeth grazed your clit, your hips thrusting forward. He gave you an encouraging moan and spread his fingers across your ass cheeks, guiding your hips faster along.

He was making you lose control. That burning coil drew tighter and tighter deep within your belly as you ground your pussy against your husband's face, his tongue sliding in and out of you and his nose rubbing your clit.

"Nnhhnnn Ka-kashi". You changed your angle, his tongue and lips finding purchase around your clit again as his chin fluttered against your opening. Your fingers clutched his silver hair, pushing and pulling yourself along. Kakashi growled into you and your legs began to tremble, crying out his name.

His fingertips dug into your flesh as he urged you along, moaning against you almost nonstop. You felt the heat from your core pull back, as a star implodes on itself before going supernova. The recoil of your violent release rattled your bones as you came hard on your husband's face. You collapsed forward onto your hands and knees. (That shit felt so real I legit just wiped my face with my hand.)

"Shit, sweetheart, you've got me so drunk on you. Damn, I wanna fuck you so hard right now". He had come up behind you on his knees, his cock hard and aching to finally be inside you.

"Then fuck me, Kakashi. Take what you need from me..."

He slapped the inside of your thigh with his cock a couple of times like you like him to. He was hit with the aftershocks of your orgasm all around him as he sank himself deep inside you. "Mm- it just goes right in, doesn't it? So ready for me, yeah?"

"Yeah baby, nnnfuck! You feel so good - your cock feels so fucking good".

He grabbed your waist before slamming himself into you again. You cried out at the sharp feeling of that coil winding up again. Kakashi had always been the King of Multiple Orgasms. How the fuck he did it remained a mystery to you even after all these years, but one thing you knew without a doubt is that no other man - not a single fucking one before him - had ever held mastery over your body like your husband could. You pushed back against him, meeting every single one of his thrusts.

"Oh damn, sweetheart, yeah. Fuck me back. Fuck me right back. Slam those thighs against me, baby". He slapped your ass, making you cry out in pain. What was another hand mark across your stinging butt cheeks when there were already so many?

Your entire area was coated with your slick and his saliva. It was so lewd the way your pussy squelched with every plunge of Kakashi's cock, the wet claps of two raw fucking bodies echoing off your bedroom walls. And Kakashi was starting to lose it.

You lowered your top half down to the bed, angling your bottom up even higher for your man as he took you harder, his balls slapping your clit.

A few more thrusts like that and the swell in your womb burst again, cumming hard for Kakashi, screaming his name as your cum sprayed everywhere. Kakashi fucking loved making you squirt. In typical form, as soon as your warm liquid splashed against him he came apart.

"Fuck, baby! Damn, I love it when you soak me like that! Ahh god, I'm gonna fucking cum!" A loud grunt escaped him and his hips stopped hard against you as his cock spasmed with every burst of his seed.

He chuckled between heavy breaths when he pulled out of you. "That's one hell of a creampie, babe. Damn", he said, one eyebrow raised at the amount of his cum spilling out of you.

"Another Legendary Hatake Load, huh?"

"Yep!" He collapsed onto the dry side of the bed, pulling you with him as he went. Your limp body fell onto his, completely used and fucked out. You curled up on top of him as he cradled you in his arms, kissing the top of your head.

“You’re the best gift a man could ask for. You know you're the most beautiful thing in the world to me, right?"

You hummed.

"There are only two other gifts in this world that are as precious to me as you are". He pressed his cheek to your forehead.

"Mhmm".

Another thing that was legendary was Kakashi's aftercare. "Yeah? And you gave me both of them too".

You smiled, holding him tighter as a vulnerable tear fell onto his chest.

"Our beautiful baby girl-", he said, stroking your hair.

"And our ridiculously handsome baby boy-"

"Fuck me, he's a teenager now".

You hummed. "It won't be long until she is too, and as pretty as she is? I have a feeling she'll find you waiting on the porch with a kunai in your lap when she comes home from dates".

"Nope, won't happen. She's not allowed to date. Ever".

"Kakashi". You slapped his chest playfully.

He turned to look at the other side of the bed. "Jesus, look at the mess you made".

You gasped incredulously. "Me?"

He laughed. "That came out of you, not me!"

"It's your fault, though! You made me do it! And some of it did come out of you!"

He groaned. "Be that as it may, someone has to clean it up".

"Rock, paper, scissors?"

"Best two out of three".

...2 Minutes Later...

Kakashi stripped the bed and put everything in the wash, proud of his preparedness by keeping a waterproof mattress cover under the sheets specifically for the rare occasions when you squirt. He re-made the bed with clean linens and both of you climbed in naked. He propped himself up on a couple of pillows and motioned for you to come sit between his legs. You leaned back, squirming around carefully - ever mindful of the Hatake family jewels - until you'd made yourself comfortable against your husband's warm chest. He held you close with one arm as he reached for his beloved book one last time for the night.

You tilted your head back to look up at him. "Happy Birthday, Kakashi Hatake. I love you endlessly".

"Thank you, (F/n) Hatake. I love you for my life".

You pulled him down into a slow, sensual kiss and whispered, "You wanna go another round, old man?"

He let his head fall back against the headboard, too worn out to even think about it. "'M sorry, sweetheart, I can't. I need a full night's sleep before I could make love again". He groaned, eyes still closed. "I'm too old and I'm too tired".

You giggled as you settled back against his chest, closing your eyes. "You're still a really good lay, though".

He huffed in amusement as he picked up his book. "Good night, babe. Thank you for everything".

You yawned and stroked his arm. "It's my pleasure..." You trailed off, already well on your way to sleep.

💋fin💋

"Mm...you smell..." He takes another deep breath. "...amazing".

"Really? I'm not wearing perfume or anything-"

"It's not that. Better than that. It's your scent".

"W-what do you mean?"

You watch as his lusty gaze dips from your eyes to your center. "I can smell your arousal".

Your mouth opens and you take a step back. "Y-you can?"

The edge of the double vanity is now directly behind you, so when he pushes himself against you, there's nowhere else to go. You're surprised to feel him so hard already, looking down to see the material of his pants being pushed out by his erection. Hell, you can even see the outline of the head of his cock, his bigger than average size making itself apparent.

"What are you gonna do, Kakashi?"

He smooths his hands along your thighs and hips, pushing your short skirt up before picking you up and setting you on the edge of the counter. The cool granite contrasts with your bare heat since you're not wearing any panties. The excitement, the fear, and the need for him all mix together in an exhilarating juxtaposition of desire. You hadn't been expecting this at all, but you don't want him to stop. Now that it's happening you're too curious to see what he's going to do next. How far will he go?

He brushes his thumb across your bottom lip, and you open your mouth to suck it in. You close your eyes and swirl your tongue around his digit before he pulls it out slowly and places it against your weeping slit, dragging it back and forth over your clit, pulling a moan from your parted lips. He looks you dead in the eye, pulls his mask down, and it's his turn to bring his thumb to his lips, swirling his tongue around it before sucking on it. "Mm fuck, you taste good too".

God, he's beautiful. Your gaze dips from his slate grey and red eyes down to his pretty lips, which are punctuated by a soft beauty mark just below the left corner of his mouth. You wouldn't have thought it possible, but now you want him more than ever. You squirm against the counter, smearing your slick on it as you seek relief from the hard surface pressing against your opening. At the same time, Kakashi's been grinding his cock against the cabinet below, seeking some relief of his own.

He pulls his shirt over his head before reaching down to unbuckle his belt. He unbuttons and unzips his pants before pushing the waistband of his boxer briefs down enough for his large cock to spring free, slapping the skin just below his navel, leaving a string of precum in its wake along his silver happy trail.

He breathes in deeply again, the combination of your scent and flavor making him crazy. He pulls you to the edge of the counter until you think you might fall off, but he catches you. He pushes his thick cock against your wet little cunt, pushing himself inside of you inch by delectable inch until he is fully sheathed within you.

He holds himself there as a long, throaty moan escapes your open lips, your walls already clenching down around him. You arch your back, jutting your tits out as Kakashi pulls the tiny straps of your camisole off your shoulders. He pushes the fabric down until it's bunched up around your waist along with your skirt, your tits now free to be licked and sucked on by his hot mouth with his cock still buried deep inside of you. You push your fingers into his thick hair to pull him closer and throw your head back when he flicks his tongue over one of your hard, wet nipples.

"Hold on to me", he says in his low silky voice. You obey, clutching his shoulders as he hooks his arms behind your knees. He pulls you off the counter and begins gliding his slick cock in and out of you, using the momentum of his hips and the bounce of your ass to boost the impact of his thrusts.

"Oh god, Kakashi...your dick..."

"Yeah, what about it?", he asks before licking your exposed throat.

"Nnnhhh feels so good, gonna make me cum already. So soon!"

He can indeed feel your walls closing in tighter around him as he pumps his hips even faster, digging his fingertips deep enough into your butt cheeks to leave bruises. You adjust your hold on him, wrapping your arms around the back of his neck to keep from slipping as if he wouldn't catch you anyway.

"Yeah? 'S that right? You gonna cum all over my cock?" He breathes right up against your ear.

Your pussy clenches tighter at his words. You want him to fuck you harder and you tell him as much. He's now slamming his cock into you, his breath quickening.

"Mmhmmm gonna cream all over your fat cock, 'kashi!"

Your scent becomes more and more intoxicating to him the closer you approach orgasm. His legs start to shake, but the adrenaline and testosterone coursing through his body ensure that he's able to keep pistoning his cock in and out of you at speed.

"Ahh fuck, your pussy smells so fucking good. Can't wait to taste it after you cream all over me".

Hearing those words in his deep voice does you in. Every muscle in your body seizes up as you cry out. "Ka-ka-shiiiii!"

He pushes you up against a wall and pounds into you mercilessly, your back pitching up and down the wall with every powerful rut of his hips.

"Cum for me, (y/n)! Yeah, cum all over this fucking cock, right fucking now!"

"Hahhhh that's it, 'kashi! Yeah, slam your cock into my sweet little pussy hahhh! Cumming...cumming...FUCK!"

You explode all around him, spraying your liquid everywhere.

His eyes widen when you squirt all around him and he loses all composure, bucking his hips wildly. "Oh fucking shit! Fucking yes! Oh fuck that pretty cunt of yours is coming apart around my fat cock...oh god, (y/n), I'm gonna fill you up with my fucking nut! Shit, here I cum! Here I fucking cum!"

He's still reaming you with his meaty cock when his seed starts dripping out from your opening, too much of it to hold inside. He sets you back down on the counter and you fall back, unable to even hold yourself up, while he dives face first into your cunt. He wants it all. Your cream mixed with his cum. God it is so fucking hot his dick doesn't even get soft. He wears you out with his mouth until you're ready to cum again, squirting all over his face.

Your body goes limp on the granite, every muscle including the ones in your eyelids completely spent. You can feel him pull your bottom back down to the edge of the counter before burying his hard cock deep inside you again, thrusting with wild abandon, using your body like a fuck doll as your eyes roll back in your head. You're all but unconscious as he pounds into you, wet skin clapping hard against wet skin. Pretty soon he's on edge again.

"Oh fuck, I'm gonna fill you up with my cum again, (y/n)".

He looks down to see your body moving in time with his thrusts, tits bouncing, body sliding up and down over the now slippery surface. Kakashi is fucking you raw in a pool of your slick and his semen.

"Ahh come here, I wanna cum all over your face".

He pulls you down, catching you just before your knees hit the hard tile. He stuffs his cock in your mouth and fucks your face while you try to push back on his trembling thighs. But it's no match for his strength as he uses your hair to guide your mouth along his cock. You gag and choke, saliva pouring out of your mouth, but that only seems to egg him on more.

"Oh fuck yeah, fuck yeah! You look so pretty when I fuck your face like this. Shit!"

He continues throwing his hips forward as his balls tighten up so much they're not even hanging anymore.

"Ah fuck, (y/n), I'm gonna cum so fuckin' hard! Gonna cover your face with my seed, yeah! Fuck, here it comes!"

He keeps a fist in your hair when he pulls out of your throat. You choke and spit and fight for air while his hot sticky semen splashes across your face with every jerk of his fist. You stick your tongue out, licking him from your lips.

"Yeah, that's right baby, eat my fucking cum," Kakashi says, using the head of his softening cock to spread his cum into your open mouth.