girlll since you dgaf about doing +18 readings let me ask you this:
HOW BTS LIKE THEIR WOMEN DOWN THERE? Shaved? All waxed? A few ones left? A FULL FUCKING BUSH????
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How Does BTS Members Like Their Woman Down There? 🪒
I would like to remember that this reading was my interpretation about the cards I pulled and the energy I was able to catch from this artist. This is only for entertainment purposes. Do not leave hateful comments, sex is not a shameful topic and tarot is not only for tips and poetical talk. If you don't like this kind of content, scroll.
jin: paths, clover, books — birds
The crossroads and clover make him seem very easygoing about this. He doesn’t appear to have a strong preference, and whether someone keeps everything natural, trimmed, or completely shaved, it likely wouldn’t make much of a difference to him. The book suggests he sees this as something personal and prefers to discover each partner’s preferences naturally rather than expecting one specific style.
With the birds, he seems like someone who would rather talk about preferences than make assumptions. If there is a slight personal lean here, it would probably be toward someone who keeps things trimmed, but it doesn’t come across as a dealbreaker in any way.
namjoon: sickle, snake, rats — flowers
The sickle is talking about someone who shaves, like razor shave type of thing. And the snake with the rats suggest he can be into people who keep it more bushy as well. But in a overall, he likes things groomed rather than fully natural. It doesn’t necessarily have to be completely bare, but he seems to prefer someone who at least shaves or keeps everything fairly neat. He’d still be perfectly fine with someone who’s more natural if that’s what they’re comfortable with.
With the flowers he is basically saying “as longest it is clean and smelling nice, I’m down”. The grooming itself doesn’t seem nearly as important as the general impression and hygiene.
yoongi: ring, tower, paths — ship
The ring, tower, and crossroads suggest that he sees this as a personal choice rather than something he has strong expectations about. He respects whatever makes his partner feel most comfortable, and it doesn’t come across as something he’d want to influence or control.
The crossroads especially points to flexibility, showing that he doesn’t seem attached to one specific preference over another. Instead, he appears to take the attitude of, “whatever works best for you.”
With the ship, I get the impression that he has experienced being with all types coochies before and doesn’t view any of them as unusual. Overall, he comes across as someone who’s very adaptable and unlikely to make grooming a deciding factor.
jhope: star, dog, fish — tree
The star, dog, and fish suggest he likes a girl who keeps things more natural rather than fully groomed. He likes the bush y’all, he is a fan! It feels like that’s simply what he finds the most attractive and familiar, not necessarily a super strict preference. The fish add a layer of physical attraction and enjoyment, making it seem like this style is especially appealing to him. (the bush gets him going LMAO)
With the tree at the bottom, it is an emphasis is on naturalness.
jimin: star, whip, cross (sickle, woman, letter) — clouds
At first, I was a little confused by the star, whip, and cross because I wasn’t sure what kind of preference they were trying to point to. After pulling a few clarifiers, though, it started making much more sense.
The sequence of the star, whip and cross are talking basically about a form of grooming that involves pain (usually) and that causes a big difference and an absence of “life”. In other words, he probably likes bald coochies, that usually are done by laser or wax. The scythe, woman, and letter seem to confirm that he generally prefers someone who keeps things shaved or at least very well groomed. The letter especially makes me think he pays attention to appearance and little details, so this is likely something he notices.
With the clouds as the bottom of the deck, though, I don’t think this is a dealbreaker. It feels more like a personal preference than a strict expectation. He probably finds a shaved look the most attractive, but having a couple hairs are not a deal breaker.
V: key, ship, knight — tower
The key, ship, and rider make me think he doesn’t have one fixed preference. Instead, he seems to believe that whatever suits the person best is the right choice. He probably prefers someone who takes care of themselves, but not necessarily someone who’s completely bald. So he is more into a trimmed look.
With the tower, this topic feels like it is something he considers very personal. He likely sees grooming as an individual choice and doesn’t think it’s his place to tell someone what they should do. If he has a preference, it’s probably something he keeps to himself rather than openly talking about it.
jungkook: house, snake, fox — rats
The house, snake, and fox suggest that comfort is the biggest factor for him. He seems to prefer someone who simply does what feels right for them instead of trying to fit a certain standard. If anything, this combination actually leans a bit more toward a natural look, making someone who’s a little more hairy seem especially attractive to him.
At the same time, the snake and fox show that he does notice these details. He’ll probably make a mental note of them, but it’s not something he’d openly comment on or expect someone to change.
With the rats, it seems like a preference he mostly keeps to himself. He probably likes a bit more bushy girls. Jungkook may think about it more than he lets on, but he’d rather avoid making his partner feel self-conscious or turning it into an awkward conversation.
