#nimbus2ooo

i was playing a game with my brother and my mum came in and joined in, and we came across a word we didn't know, so i turned on my computer to get the dictionary up and i had about 20 tabs of porn open and my mum cried and didn't talk to me for like a week, and bitched about me to all her friends and i was like MUM YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND I DON'T DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT WAS JUST OPEN BECAUSE THAT WAS THE LAST THING I DID I'M SO SORRY I HOPE THAT YOU'LL BE ABLE TO FORGIVE ME 

also charlie turned round and was like 'yeah i don't want to be friends with evie anymore because i'm completely done with her. i know she's just using me. and you puked up that night and mitzy gets drunk all the time and sometimes justin does drugs and well i've decided i'm done with you all and you're not the sort of people i want to be hanging around with'.

i was in this kind of party room and loads of my friends were there, but it was mainly about charlie and me. and i was sat around this table with dick and dom and some others and we were just laughing so hard at everything, and then i went somewhere else and there was this sort of bowling lane sectioned off? and then shane warne appeared and so did david tennant, so i was chatting to them and high fived them, and i was so happy, so i turned to charlie like 'mate everyone cool is here, the only thing that would make this better is if nicolas cage were here' and at that exact moment, nicolas cage dressed in like this fluffy king robe and crown comes zooming in on this like motor-throne down the bowling alley and i was like WHAT THE FUCK and dick and dom were just killing it in the corner. the next morning i was sad because i wanted a picture with them all but they all had to get in a minibus back to heathrow to get planes off to places.

1. Ew, yes I hate cigarettes they are so blegh.

No problem, mate. I hope you don't mind the amount though lulz.. but I'm proud to be the first.