Jan 19, 2025
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crawler posting and nilblogging on wormblr dot (like from ward) com
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so if I postulate that Nilbog used his Master power in a Changer-esque fashion (meatsuit) because in losing his job he lost the central pillar of his identity, am I cooking or am I cooked?
something something nilbog's power can only break down and reconstitute pre-existing biomass, and his "subjects" can only break down and feed his own ideas back to him
so nilbog creatures canonically eat bugs right? that's established?
consider. evolutionary arms race between nilbog creatures and bugs in bugworld from that one apocalyptic-Bet-spec-evo post.
also technological arms race! do the nilbog creatures invent bug hunting weapons? bug trawling? teeny tiny throwing spears?
I could fix her (dot parahumans)
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My primary Nilbog headcanon is that he doesn't know jack or shit about biology. Vaguely remembers that mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell and that's it. The Wardens place him with the biology capes thinking "ah yes, this will provide him enrichment" and he's too depressed-apathetic and vaguely worried that they'll rescind his pardon to mention that he's actually an accountant and would far rather work under the Number Man.
So you've got Riley nerding out, and Amy trying not to nerd out because this is Bonesaw and she is Evil TM (amy fails), and Nilbog is just sitting there. Nodding vaguely. It's all Greek to him. He adopts the Vacant Fairytale Talk and everyone thinks he's pretentious and/or senile, but nope! He just doesn't know what the fuck an Electron Transport Chain is and refuses to admit it. Far better to waffle in an artfully obtuse manner about the four humours. Riley has to calculate costs for her tinkering one day and Nilbog just clicks into action and completely forgets the fairytale waffle until he realises everyone's looking at him, and oh fuck! Gig's up! He just sounded lucid!
mega nilbog lyric compilation under the cut because i'm Thinking about him. unfair that his songs all go so hard😭 they're infinitely cooler than he is
it's actually crazy how much this is a nilbog creatures song. happened to my buddy dot parahumans