[txt] god fuck, i’m an idiot why would anyone even want to waste their time with me??[txt] least of all you.

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

[txt] neeeerd.

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[txt] gdo th iswas an awflu i dae b ut fukk[txt] y ou kown yoru hair is rlly sofft. B)

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

[txt] maybe you should come over, i think i have just the thing for your little problem. B;)

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[txt] the worst time to be awake for me is 3 am in the morning, because all i can think about is all the fucking mistakes i’ve made.[txt] the whole heaping pile.

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[txt] are you fucking kidding me right now??[txt] this isn’t about you, it’s about me and what i am capable of.[txt] which is apparently not living up to yours or anyone else’s fucking standards.[txt] i’m[txt] fuck, i’m a mess and i don’t understand why you even stick around.

{ this is probably as hateful as it’d get tbh but who knows }

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[txt] guess who’s a goddamn nerd?[txt] that’s right, *you.*[txt] it is you, king nerdlord supreme, and i’m your knight. B)

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[txt] shit i don’t know[txt] i don’t[txt] what if i started on t?[txt] what if[txt] i haven’t yet because i[txt] i guess i’m scared?[txt] like i want to, i want to finally just maybe *finally* feel comfortable with myself.[txt] but i don’t know what all to expect, despite researching everything and i just[txt] fuck.

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[txt] …i miss you.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[txt] hey, we haven’t talked about this and this is a super serious question, alright.[txt] what are your favorite pizza toppings?

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[txt] FUCK YES.[txt] THAT’S RIGHT[txt] my professor liked my paintings so much, he submitted them to the gallery.[txt] B) B) B)

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[txt] ok just a sex[txt] fuck, *SEC.[txt] don’t you dare comment.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.