Dear boyfriend, and Dear bestfriend,.
DEAR DYLAN,
Wow this is awkward as fuck, I don’t do emotional shit so I’m just going to say fuck you for living so far away and for being such an ass, and for going holiday when I want you to be home so we can skype. But sigh, when we skype you’re still an ass with your fucking laughing at how i make sexual noises when i move my leg (whICH NEEDS AN X-RAY) and it was because i was in pain, we I’m joking because it was cute and you’re cute and your laugh is cute and your onsie is cute and I like your face and I want to get to Georgia so I can fill up your gigantic bed and we can cuddle and be cute. I think it’s funny when you get mad and go on a rant that I get so confused and sit in silence nodding. Your Nicki obsession is rather the same as mine but you’ll kill me for saying that so I’ll say you love her more. And I second what she said when she met you, you’ve got a great ass ;) #dinosaurdylan #aboveaverage. I love you okay, bye.
DEAR TORI,
I don’t even know what to do anymore, we’re not fighting but we’re not talking because you left and won’t reply to my texts, I miss you like crazy. You may live over 6000 miles away from me but everything you did for me really fucking helped more than anyone else ever did. I told you something that nobody else knows, and I wanted to keep it with you forever no matter how many times the hospital tries to get it out of me, I love you eternally and you’re my best friend for life, even if you end up hating me. I like how we’re Shayley, it’s cute and I love when you’re tired and have your laughing fits on skype. I’m sorry I screwed up so bad, I never ever want to loose you. Good luck with the rest of your life, I may not be there to see it, but you’re going to do great.
