Crazy included
Jesse: so I was talking to that guy from the NHRA about you and then I told him "well coco and I have stuff to do, coco say goodbye to the nice man" and I made her wave a little... Me: mmhmm and okay... uhm bae... were you pretending the dog was me? Jesse: oh my god! I Look LIKE A Lunatic! I didn't even realize it until just now cause you know all the stuff we're going through. Me: you're like a crazy cat lady but with dogs! Jesse: bae don't say that to me! Me: I know I forget how you can't handle the truth. Jesse: go get some cake and eat it. You have to teach 3rd grade tomorrow. Me: I really hope it isn't that classroom that stinks Junior: is it that haunted school? Me: yeah it is... but I think... or maybe it is in the old building... idk... no I think just second grade is out there. Idk that school is confusing I haven't sat to figure it out. I know where kinder and first grade and fifth and sixth are. Jesse: that class was 2nd grade where you smelled that lady? Me: I think. Hell idk bae it was a long time ago. Jesse: just a few months Me: I haven't worked in over 3 honey. Coco tell Jesse good night! It's time to go to sleep Dejoria: ruff Me: jesse is going to slit your throat with a piano wire if you don't stop. Jesse: coco too she will tie and gag you Me: you aren't scared to sleep near him? Dejoria: I am now and mostly my right side Me: well watch his left hips swagger Jesse: bae! That's gross Me: it's sexy cause it's my side... make sure it rolls real sweet Jesse: will you shut up? I BLUshing! Me: okay I'm stopping 😚















