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capitalist ‘accountability’ / environmental ‘justice’ 

Coterra entered a plea to Prohibition Against Discharge of Industrial Wastes, a violation of the Clean Streams Law. As part of the plea agreement, Coterra will pay $16.29 million toward a new regulated public water line as well as payment of 75 years of water bills for the impacted homeowners. This money will also be used to provide treatment systems to treat the homeowners’ water supplies and the provision of bottled water while the public water line is under construction. [Attorney General Public Relations]

here’s a related art project from 2016:

Oh, Frackin' Hell!

Neztlū Waters® Pure Frack® Privatized Water™ Neztlū Corporation ad campaign, Brent Pruitt, 2016

Go Green with Pure Frack®

Neztlū Waters® Pure Frack® Privatized Water™

Pure Frack® — A Legacy to Outlast Many Human Lifespans

As responsible corporate citizens of Earth®, we naturally care about the environment we live in, and the quantity of resources we are able to extract from it. Neztlū Waters® is sustainably profiteered through a steady surplus of Pure Frack® Privatized Water™ and the revenue generated from our Go Green™ marketing initiatives. The tax incentives outweigh any moral obligations.

We promise to have learned from the mishaps at the Royal Dutch Shell Pipeline, British Petroleum Deepwater Horizon, Exxon Valdez, etc. Really.

From the petroleum-based plastic containers, to the wide variety of carcinogenic patented chemicals pumped deep into watersheds and soil across the planet, Neztlū Waters® strives to protect natural resources for our own interest in sustainable profiteering. Each purchase you make contributes to a local landfill, even if not in your own backyard. Rest assured, even our new corn starch containers won't biodegrade in your off-springs’ lifetime.

Join in the Fight For Cancer™

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Join Us! Every Purchase Contributes to the Fight For Cancer™

Consumers feel great with every purchase of Pure Frack® Privatized Water™ supporting the Fight For Cancer.™ It’s easy! Just look for the pink *may not yet be linked to Cancer® label. Our research team has identified Pure Frack® Privatized Water™ no conclusive evidence to link the causation of, or contribution to, the formation of cancer cells in living organisms.

Join us! Mail your cap to our marketing agency. Instead of donating directly to not-for-profit organizations dedicated to finding a cure for cancer, you too can have your personal information placed in a database to be mailed propaganda, similar to this, to encourage future purchases of Pure Frack® Privatized Water.™

A minute percentage of sales made from the reacquired petroleum-based plastic SPILLProof™ caps may be donated to the Fight For Cancer,™ after the deduction of administrative, production-run, and advertising costs. The Fight For Cancer™ is not affiliated with Neztlū Corporation or its subsidiaries.

Behind Eminent Domain

Neztlū Waters® Pure Frack® Privatized Water™

Neztlū Corporation® Stands Staunchly Behind Eminent Domain

Neztlū Waters® is the global leader in top-quality Privatized Water.™ No other company has worked harder to procure public land and water resources to secure and nurture investments.

Free from the constraints of regulation and taxation, we are able to provide public service to consumers in imparting consistent quality Pure Frack® Privatized Water™ with the acquisition of resources only made possible through eminent domain.

Efforts of globalization have ensured our control of goods, services and labor to curtail livable wages, create labor dependence, and to further increase record-setting, multi-billion dollar profits. Neztlū Corporation defends our  properties for the consumer.

Neztlū actively contributes to state surveillance, state violence, and political campaigns for considerable favor to safe-guard against class action lawsuits, or human rights violations charges. Like all of our foodstuffs, it’s only natural. After all, corporations are people too.

All That Glitters Is Not Artisanal Gold

Neztlū Waters® Pure Frack® Privatized Water™

All That Glitters Is Not Artisanal Gold — Pure Frack® Privatized Water™

The beauty of the once great Amazon can now be found in Neztlū Waters® Pure Frack® Privatized Water™! Sourced from the Brazilian rain forest, and available at your local grocer — sparkling gold-mercury amalgam.

Pure Frack® will dazzle new-comers with the mesmerizing golden glow of oxidized iron, infused with minerals like arsenic, beryllium, copper, gold amalgam, mercury, and zinc. While our regular consumers will recognize the same rich flavors and familiar quality as from our Gold King and Appalachian mountain-top strip mines.

Our patent pending, low-profile SPILLProof™ cap with intuitive threaded system and robust seal ensures flow when you need it.

An Outbreak of Good Taste!

Neztlū Waters® Pure Frack® Privatized Water™

More Effective Dispersal of Water-born Illness than Typhoid Mary

Pure Frack® Privatized Water™ redefines the ease of disease! More effective than a typhoid Mary, and more convenient than distributing smallpox infected blankets, Neztlū Waters® Pure Frack® provides access to quality water-born disease for global heath organizations servicing impoverished or war-torn nations.

Rely on the simple deniability each bottle of Neztlū Waters® Pure Frack® Privatized Water™ guarantees.

Try our patent pending, low-profile SPILLProof™ cap with intuitive threaded system and robust seal ensures flow when you need it. Harm to flora, fauna, human health, and quality of life — though regrettable — are susceptible to subjective conjecture, which are too malleable in quantifiable terms, and are therefore inconsequential.

Get Your Own

Neztlū Waters® Pure Frack® Privatized Water™

Pure Frack® Privatized Water™ Helps Ensure a Better Tomorrow

Neztlū Waters® has the monopoly on top-quality Pure Frack® water. No other company has worked harder to procure public land and water resources to secure and nurture investments, free from the constraints of regulation.

Neztlū Corporation specializes in maximizing profits across each of our family of brands, including: Neztlū Motors®, Neztlū Telecom®, Neztlū Transit®, Neztlū Police®,  Neztlū Industrial Waste Development® and more. Our globalization efforts have ensured the control of goods, services and labor to curtail livable wages and create labor dependence.

To further defend Neztlū properties for the consumer, Neztlū actively contributes to state surveillance, state violence and political campaigns for considerable favor.

With accountability neutralized, civil liberties are provided at a level the market will bear. Neztlū Corporation, despite a vast concentration of wealth and control, provides security and stability of power for the benefit of you — the consumer.