#newyearpresent

that happened❕️ 💥✨️

My bosses told me last Friday..

"We're going to take a tini-vacation,

then you can take your time off.

We'll let you know if we're coming back

with our activities on Monday or Tuesday."

All was right till then..

Later this morning my boss's husband..

Well, as a couple, i imagine you know

we discuss all that it is related with work.

And we need to have a meeting with you,

between the two of us.

(Takes a deep breath)

We reflect on your performance

these last few days, and there's

a very important matter we

need to communicate you.

Hangs up.📞✨️

Meh:😱

Meh: Goes running to my gurls

at a shopping center.

Meh: Oh❕️No, no, no, no❕️

(Imagines all the worst possible

scenarios that could have meh involved.)

My gurls: But like.. are you sure❔️

Meh: Nooo, you would have heard

his voice, it was plain DEAD❕️

When they called me to go with them,

the hallway seemed to get longer

and longer, my tummy hurt a lot,

my knees were shaking,

and i was trembling from head to toe❕️

When i arrived, slowly moved

my hand towards the doorknob,

while barely opened..

There they shouted..

SURPRISE BARBECUE❗️🍽💐🎉✨️

LITERALLY❕️Not only did i fall on my back,

but when i tried to turn around,

there i was face down on the floor

in a comatose state, barely holding

onto the door handle by my arm.

(While they were clapping and laughing

loudly because they pranked meh back.)

I adore them, but they FREAKING

need to CHILL, i almost died of

a HEAAART ATTAAACK❕️

Alright, i have to get back to work,

Two weeks ago..

My boss, as it

was my closing time..

Then i was already

leaving through

the exit door..

She: Hi Luna.

Meh: Wow❕

Meh: *Almost dropped

the pamphlets i was

carrying, and was in

a weird position

between my left leg,

my arms catching

all i could to keep them

from falling to the floor.

She:

*While she smoked..*

What are you doing❔

Meh: Oh, well, you know,

like.. any normal human

being, choosing from

my options.

She: A bit more detail,

maybe❔

Meh: Ah❔Um.. Just..

beds, because the one

i had was making

my back hurt a lot.

She:

*Slowly stretch out

her arm..

There she pulls one

towards her while

i try to balance

myself then that the

paper castle doesn't

fall on top of me.*

She: Have you

decided on one yet❔

Meh: Nope.

She: Not one

in particular❔

Meh: Well.. *i point out*

There are these

two right here.

One is ridiculously huge,

but that would be too

luxurious of me❕

And the other medium

one says, well..

Normal gurl, that's

what i work for.

It's not like i can't do

both, because.. yes, i can❔

She: Starts smoking

a tiny bit more..

Throws it on the floor,

steps on it with her

shoes, then gets into

the car, saying..

I'm going to teach

you a detail,

choosing between

comfort, always have

in mind what's best

for you, what you..

deserve yourself.

What left me even more

confused for another

two weeks..

Was looking at a bunch

of photos and always

ending up back at the

same two, over and over.

Not wanting to be

irresponsible, i have

other investments

to make❕

When TODAY..❕

I get a call saying:

She: Could you open the

office❔ We're on our

way with stuffs to put

inside, there.

Meh:

No problems❔

Alright❔

While i was making sure

everything was in order,

i heard a loud bang

outside and her yelling:

STAY STILL, STAY STILL❕

Then i ran towards

the entrance, yelling

from the other side..

Meh:

Did you bring your dog❔

Your German shepherd❔

She: WHATS❔

Her husband:

Yeah, it's me❕

I opened it a little then

saw his head tilted..

He: Yes, i'm her lab dog.

I open it a bit more,

then see the tip of a bed

almost above his neck.

Meh: No, waaay❕

I open it completely.

The luxurious giant bed

i was looking at.

Meh: No, waaaaaaay❕

I turn around

come back twice;

the third time i turn

my back on them,

cover my face with

my hair, and hands.

I feel a lump in my throat

that doesn't allow me to

say a word other than a.. "Mm❕"

Then i burst into tears.

*The guards and

coworkers begin to

applaud and laugh.*

While they take me by

the neck, pat my back,

and head..

Her husband:

Oh, don't cry, we're not

going to deduct it from

your salary, that's not

what's happening❕

His wife: Because it's

always good to hear that❔

She: Come here.

They both hugged me.

*It was the worst dad

joke i've ever heard.*

Either way, that's the

story i'm sharing with

y'all today while i jump

and roll around in my

new bed.