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MORE Dating Pico headcanons

- Has very rough hands, calloused from gripping his uzi all the time. But is willing to use hand lotion if you prefer to hold a soft hand

- Loves to lay his head on your lap. Or your stomach. Or your chest. Or anywhere else.

-His kisses are slow and gentle at first, but will inevitably become rougher and sloppier as they go on

- For the love of ALL that exists PLEASE run your fingers through his hair. He will MELT.

- Has surprisingly soft lips

- He's definitely not mentally sound, but you're patient enough to help him through his flashbacks and episodes

-he's used to being the dominant one but will be just as willing to go forward if you're wearing the pants in the relationship.

-If you have a problem with someone, he would happily take care of them for you. Take care of them how, you ask? Well, let's just say you won't be hearing from them anymore....

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Pico x Reader Domestic headcanons

Warnings: none

- Okay, for one he is NOT a morning person. Although he sleeps very lightly due to his nightmares, he will NOT get up in the morning. He'll often pull you back into bed when you try to get up.

"Pico, I gotta go to work-"

"Five more minutes...."

- Calls you names like babe, honey, sweetheart, as well as any nicknames you may have.

- His gun is never far away, either in it's holster or anywhere else close to him. He even has a spare in your bedside table.

-He snores when he sleeps. Not loudly, but softly. Like a cat purring.

- Speaking of cats, he would find a feral cat on the streets and try to bring it home.

"Say hello to Meatball!"

"Pico, again? That cat is wild-"

"So?"

- Absolutely has to hold you when going to sleep

-100% a big spoon

-- I hope you enjoyed! I love getting requests from you guys <3

Reader unable to sleep so they get Hank to help before they both crash together. 2B wakes and just toss a blanket on them both.

Also! I like the answer of the other request! I enjoyed reading it very much!

Thanks, anon! I'll do my best.

Hank x GN Reader x 2BDamned

Warnings: Language

"Shit," cursed Y/n softly to themselves as they stepped on a particularly squeaky floorboard. Trying to sneak around the base without waking anyone seemed damn near impossible. The mercenary couldn't sleep, so they decided to busy themselves by cleaning around HQ. There was a lot to clean up here, including cigarette ends and the occasional odd bloodstain.

"Goddammit, Deimos. Why can't he just smoke outside?" They rolled their eyes.

Just as they started sweeping the floor, the sound of heavy boots hitting tile was heard. Y/n turned.

"Hank? Why are you up? Did I wake you?" They asked

Hank signed the action for no as he noticed what Y/n was holding.

"Cleaning? At three in the morning?" He signed inquisitively.

Y/n huffed. "I couldn't sleep, okay? And this place is a mess so-" They stop mid-sentence. "....are you seriously tracking dirt over where I just swept??"

Hank looked down at his boots, expression neutral.

"Not just dirt."

"Okay, what-"

"Blood."

"..."

Y/n sighed as they looked down at the broom and dustpan. They held it out to the larger lmercenary before them.

"You made the mess, now you clean it up." Their tone was scolding, but it was obvious they were hiding a smile. The corners of Hank’s eyes lifted into an expression of amusement as he took the broom and dustpan in his large hands.

"Get to sweeping, big guy. We got a lot to do"

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By the time the pair were done cleaning the base, it was nearly 6 am. The two were crashed on the couch, Y/n on Hank’s chest, while Hank had an arm lazily wrapped around them.

2BDamned entered but stopped upon seeing his two partners passed out on the couch.

He smiled, grabbing a blanket and draping it over their sleeping forms. Quietly, he exited the room to leave the two in peace.

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I'll give it a shot!

Yandere Hank x GN Reader

Warnings: Very very slight dead dove. Not even dead dove, more like uhhh dove on life support, mentions of violence, mention of death, yandere behaviors, blood mention, language

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It had taken Y/n almost all night to get out of their restraints, rough rope burns around their wrists and ankles. They shuddered from part fear, part chill. The basement was awfully cold for being in Nevada. Maybe Hank thought it was better that way.

Y/n's grip tightened on what little clothing they had left. They had to get out of here. God only knows what happened to the other mercenaries.

The reader is gender neutral btw!

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Pico x GN Night Owl Reader

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- You always liked staying up late. Really late. Pico never knew how you could do it.

-"Caffeine!" Was what you always told him.

-But yet he still couldn't understand how you could consume so much

- One thing he did know? How much you struggled getting up in the morning

-You were not a morning person. At all.

- So he would use this to his advantage, helping you with whatever you needed,  + maybe a little bit of cuddle time

-Tries to follow your schedule but eventually just ends up crashing

- He does end up adapting to your sleep/wake cycle so he can spend more time with you

- and yes, he became addicted to caffeine as well

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Aaaa I love this trope so much!

Pico and Darnell (separate) x Gentle Giant Reader

Warnings: None

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Pico:

-Not intimidated by you at all

- Okay, that's a lie

- He was when you first met

- But as he got to know you and your sweet nature, he found himself more comfortable around you

- Always asks for things off of high shelves. Not because he can't get them, but so he could tease you about your height

- All lovingly, of course

- Likes to lay his head in your lap

- not used to being little spoon, but loves cuddling with you nonetheless

Darnell:

- I headcanon Darnell as being pretty tall, but goddamn

- He's never met anyone this tall and built before

- You can literally pick him up with no effort

- kinda scares him ngl /j

- Lovingly teases you about your height as well

-Not as often, but still

-He'll never admit this, but he's glad he has someone stronger than him on his side

- Still insists on being the big spoon

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General Pico Headcanons

Warnings: Language, school shooting mention

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-Cis bisexual male

-this man definitely snores, not too loudly, but still

- I have a feeling that if he were to ever get piercings he would do them himself

-Same with stick and poke tattoos

- He loves going on missions with Nene and Darnell, but sometimes you just gotta have a good solo mission

- Dude can like, actually breakdance

- It's not even funny

- Paints his nails sometimes because why the fuck not

-  Has worn a dress before because of a bet. Moving on

- Has insomnia and nightmares because of the shooting

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Hope you enjoyed! Sorry it took so damn long, I've been busy