“I don’t just dislike the PTA- I HATE IT- I HATE IT- I HATE IT!!! WHENEVER I WALK IN, THEY ALL LOOK AT ME WITH SNEERS AND DISDAIN- ‘Oh. I’m sorry KAREN, am I speaking too loudly for you to continue your conversation about how little johnny NEVER gets sent to the principal’s office?’ Or about how ‘little Susie is on the ELEMENTARY honor roll and you got a bumper sticker for it?’ Guess what. NO ONE CARES!!! I KNOW THE ONLY REASON THEY EVEN LET ME IN THIS STUPID GROUP IS TO MAKE GOO GOO EYES AT MY HUSBAND, BECAUSE THEY’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO LIVE A REAL LIFE AND EXPERIENCE WHAT REAL LOVE IS AND NOT SOMETHING THAT’S BEEN A CARDBOARD CUT OUT FROM THE 50′S- OOH. IT MAKES ME SO MAD.”