#tea anon

PART TWO :D

Keralis - Only drinks out of delicate teacups with saucers to match. They all have painted flowers and each one represents one of the hermits. He has the teacups on rotation to make sure none of the hermits feel left out. He holds elaborate tea parties complete with lace tablecloths and various sweet treats once every month without fail.

Mumbo - Everyone thinks his tea is normal. Sure it's got a slight red tint to it but thats because its berry fusion, right? Wrong. Its blood. Cleo got him onto the 'putting blood into bevarages makes them taste better' train.

Pearl - Noone knows what happens when Pearl makes a tea, but it involves blood sacrifices, howling, and a concerning amount of screaming goats?! When finished, it just tastes like normal tea.

Ren - Has an entire wall of his base dedicated to his exotic teas collection and knows what each hermit's favourite type of tea is, even if they are yet to try that flavour.

Skizz - Drinks a strong brew with just a dash of milk in the largest cup imaginable. Its more like a mixing bowl with handles. It was custom made by impulse back in their teens and he refuses to drink out of anything else.

Joel - Makes his tea in the wrong order like an absolute HEATHEN (puts milk in before the tea bag which results in a really pathetic milky tea) (if you do this please don't take any offense i just though it would be funny to make one of the british ones make tea in a way that is deemed wrong considering y'know, britain is stereotypically big on tea) He knows this annoys certain hermits cough cough grian and gem cough cough but does it anyway.

Tango - Average brew. Constantly forgets about it when engrossed in a project. However, when it goes cold, he just holds it up to his hair and warms it up again. He takes one sip and goes back to his project. It goes cold again. One cup of tea can last a week.

Beef - He cares very much for his immaculate beard and so drinks his tea with a straw. Each straw is hand carved from bamboo with intricate designs and lasts him an entire season. At the end of the season, he puts it into a glass cabinet with the rest, forever kept safe with his other precious items.

Wels - Coffee. To the horror of all the avid tea drinkers, he drinks coffee. With honey to sweeten it.

xB - He puts salt in his tea. When the hermits first noticed this, they thought he was mistaking it for sugar, but when pearl made him a 'normal' tea with sugar, he started choking because turns out, being a guardian hybrid meant he needed the salt to be able to drink it. Several hermits have now tried the salt infused and found that its quite enjoyable. Others have tried it and started immediately gagging in disgust.

Xisuma - Drinks an absolutely absurd amount of tea daily. Cannnot go half an hour without a cup of tea and has been seen raiding ren's collection when he gets desperate.

Zed - For a hermit that is so unpredictable, Zed's tea is just. Normal. Which I guess is unpredictable in itself?

Cleo - She has custom teabags containing dried blood, a few herbs, and some other exotic ingredients. They are constantly informing the other hermits of the wonder of these flavours combined, but has so far only managed to convince 4 hermits to try some. (mumbo, joe, ren and xisuma.)

-Tea

So I am an avid tea drinker who recently got a job and so am now able to afford fancy loose leaf teas instead of just tea bags. I got a new teapot for loose leaf as well. I'm telling you this for context.

I have recently started phasing out my tea bags with jars and packets of of loose leaf teas and now my little tea horde is mostly loose leaf, a week ago however I started to notice that a few of my teas had started diminishing, I thought I was going crazy at first but I started using my kitchen scale to weigh the containers after I take some out, before I go to bed, then after I wake up.

Somehow overnight, some of the loose leaf teas would go missing and this morning I got up early because I had an early shift and ended up hearing something in the cupboard I keep my tea in. At first I thought it was a mouse and I quickly opened the cupboard to check where it could have found its way in to said cupboard.

Good news, it was not a mouse. But I really am unsure of what exactly to do in this situation because the culprit was actually culprits. There was a small group of cookies in my cupboard getting into my tea leaves.

I like to dive down rabbit holes of research for fun sometimes and recently done so when it came to cookies and so I do recognize what ones they are by appearance. There's a Truthless Recluse, a Sage of Truth, A Healer cookie, a Fount of Knowledge, a Shadow milk and a Pure Vanilla.

I kinda just went "okay then, this is fine"...then slowly closed my cupboard door again and now I'm here asking what do I do because I've not heard of there being little groups like that and am very confused about what to do, i think they've been living in my walls and now I'm hearing a little muffled argument from the closed cupboard.

Apparently one had been sure that I wouldn't notice the tea going missing but i did so thats what the muffled argument is about from the little bit i overheard....I just told them it's fine if they take tea from me and I'm willing to share it and now it's all quiet. I am confused and concerned.

Well, you convinced them to share the tea, which is good! They might be a lil confused since they didn't expect that kindness.

-Teanon

Ehmm JM is actually building an apartment in Banpo but not expected to be completed until 2026

bye 🏃

Yeah, the whole thing was suspicious as hell. Murder Family flipped it up and showed that the perfect looking family obviously wasn't, but Viv just left it unironically at "These precious looking gays can do no wrong, and it's this loud, angry woman who needs to be killed."

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