#new substack

To someone outside of the Swift Sphere, the lyrics can verge on baffling. The oft-maligned line about Healy eating seven chocolate bars in a stoned stupor and falling asleep like a “tattooed golden retriever” is usually criticized for its clunkiness, but its overt specificity is potentially just as criminal. The details do not relent, going so far as to name check Lucy Dacus and Jack Antonoff while telling an anecdote of Swift and Healy declaring they’d commit suicide without the other.

Considering the rise of substacks (especially Dracula Daily) and the constant discovery of how some classical stories are so different in adaptions compared to it's original source there was one book (series) that came to my mind that is so entirely from it's adaptions. Jurassic Park. If you want the beautiful insanity (and genuine good sci-fi thriller!) that the original is then prepare yourself for Jurassic Park Daily! From rich bicycle twinks, MILFs, GILFs, bikers, baby-faced chaotic villains, homicidal maniacs to dinosaurs with unchecked vendetta and anger issues... we have everything! And especially dinosaurs! Gene manipulated ones even!

With Dracula we redeemed a bunch of characters from their adaptions perhaps with Jurassic Park we'll redeem the next!

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How will Jurassic Park Daily work?

Well, quite different from the typical substacks. Unfortunately the book is copyrighted/not in public domain so we cannot mail them to you. However what we can do is provide you with sources to the books and we'll update you where we currently are in the book on this blog.

Which means:

We will probably read one sub chapter every day or two (still open to debate, poll is on the blog) to keep a steady pace to make it easy to follow how far we are into the book.

We will update everytime which one we are reading that day plus what the title of the next sub chapter is so that you do not miss it by accident.

We will read both books. Means we will also always post in which book we currently are. Note: The two books only loosely tie together meaning you can decide whether you want to read both books or only one of the two.

The starting date is not official yet but we hope to start in late june/early july depending on the chosen reading pace

The reading process will be a lot more independent and will be an attempt at a digital book club where everyone individually finds their best source. If this (a bit) unconvetional way is fine with you and you're interested in dinosaur chaos then join us on our journey through the Jurassic Park 🦕🦖

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What can you do to help the project?

We have a few links and sources but if you have good ones feel free to share them with us!

The decade was marked by a groundswell of lunar missions successfully achieved by the Soviet Union and the United States, unlocking that bold frontier that seemed closed off from the touch of the human hand for its entire prior existence. We were on the cusp of expanding our collective world in ways we could have hardly imagined in the decade before.

As July won the polls, we'll start very soon already! From then on we'll read one (sub-)chapter every two days! However there will be breaks in-between to catch up every time we finish at least two iterations (Link to break dates). We'll announce every single time that we read a chapter on our blog though + which chapter we currently are at in the book.

Here are the links to the entire calendar and for the July calendar made by @itaviv! (thank you very much!!) to keep track:

Full Calendar

July Calendar

If you want or do design calendars, please tag us so we can add it to the masterpost!

The final date is under the cut for people who want to know, though we believe it's more fun if you don't know how long it is still to go 😉 That's why we have a full calendar and single calendars, too. Choose what you prefer.

designed by @itaviv (we read a chapter every two days! But every two parts/iterations there is a short break for people to catch up!)