#neverenoughweaponstraining

But Dorothy is grounded

and Kiden is untouchable

becausejameswouldfuckingkillme

Wade huffs, looking down at his smiley daughter.

“Dorothy Marie, keep your clothes on!” he grumbles, fixing her pajamas once more.

It seemed that nearly every time he looked away from the baby, she managed to either get herself all the way out of her clothes or at last part of the way out of her clothes.

Popping the final button closed, he rubs her stomach gently, smiling apologetically when she whines like she’s going to cry.

“I know, I know. You’re eight months old, the world is soooooooo hard for you.” He turns away for a second, putting away the things he used while changing her diaper, sighing in exasperation when he turns back to find Dorothy has wiggled her onesie up around her head.

“Dorothy! Keep your clothes on!” He’s really exasperated now, fixing her again.

She looks up at him with puppy eyes that rival his own, her lower lip trembling as she pouts and makes the tell-tale “I’m-going-to-cry-you-better-be-ready” noises. Frowning, he picks her up, cradling her warm little body close to his.

“Dotty, baby, I know you hate clothes. I hate them too, okay? But Canuckle says we have to wear them. You know how grouchy he gets when we don’t wear clothes.” Wade speaks to her like she can understand him. Her frown deepens and he wonders to the writers if she really can understand him.

It would be cool if she could

She’s only a baby.

[But she’s our baby. Maybe she can.]

Wade huffs again when Dot begins to cry, wriggling in his arms.

Clearly, we don’t want to wear clothes today.

[Naked it is then.]

Logan grumbles something about the baby getting sick when he comes home to find Dot and Wade asleep in Wade’s favorite chair.

neverenoughweaponstraining replied to your post: Hi! You’re Zoe, right?

My name is Dorothy, but mostly everyone calls me Dot. I’m Laura’s little sister!

Hi Dot! I didn't know Laura had a little sister :o

Hi there! Yeah, that's me :D