#neuroticsarcasm

neuroticsarcasm

alwaysfiguresitout

lostmymindstilinski

sometimesbatman

abominablexstilinski

        [ Jumping, Thomas turned around startled at the unexpected sound of someone standing behind him as he stared at the computer screen. ]

                 "--- How many times do I have to tell you not to sneak up on me like that? You could at least say something before you creep in like that ya slinthead."

                                    “Is something wrong?”

[ She was trying to have a peaceful drink, not bothering anyone though the way the individual was looking to her was as if she’d stepped into the realm of the forbidden, as if she were a ghost in the land of the living and it was starting to freak her out]

                                           “I mean—I’m kind of just                                             minding my own business                                              here---“ 

Send me a ‘✉’ for a “the morning after” note left on your pillow.

Caroline,Had to go meet Matt real quick,There is cookie dough in the fridge.Please don’t get dressed.

"Do you ever stop talking?"