Jul 31, 2014
( text ) : this is what my life has come to. drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
[text:LittleBlondie]: Put the champagne down and step away from the dog
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( text ) : this is what my life has come to. drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
[text:LittleBlondie]: Put the champagne down and step away from the dog
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