A/N: I’ve posted something similar to this but it was all 18 members (I’m new to these tumblr links. I’m not the best at them but click here < if it doesn't work plz tell me) 

Mark: when we were going through security they split us up by kids and adults...I got put with the kids...

Renjun: *answering a question on an essay* “How do you want to live?”.....what if I don’t want to live

Jeno: *lives across the world from that person* I’m going to throw cup noodles out my window so you better catch it, also tell me when you get it

Haechan: If you don’t say “pickled chicken duck” every time you enter this chat you’re getting kicked out of this squad

Jaemin: HIS PROFILE PICTURE MAKES ME WANT TO KERMOT SWERSIDE 

Chenle: your existence is attacking me 

A/N: this is personally a scenario I thought about in my head (I got stuck a little and tried asking my friend but she wasn’t any help) so yes I’m weird 

Jun: what do you guys want to watch

Chan: lets watch-

Donghun: Chan if you say Finding Nemo i will be sure no one will be able to FIND YOU

Chan: :(

Byeongkwan: how about...ummm that one with the beast..and the girl...umm

Jun: Beauty and-

Byeongkwan: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO THINK

Wow: I’ll just go grab snacks...*slowly backs away into the kitchen*

Chan: why can’t we just watch Finding Nemo :((

Donghun: CHAN WE WATCHED IT A MILLION TIMES WE BASICALLY KNOW THE WHOLE SCRIPT BY NOW, HECK WE PROBABLY EVEN KNOW THE ACTIONS THEY DO

Chan: :(( tHaT dOeSnT meAn AnYThInG WE CAN STILL WATCH IT

Byeongkwan: *still thinking*

Jun: guys guys calm down.. let’s just watch-

*EVERYONE AT ONCE*

Chan: NO

Donghun: NO

Byeongkwan: SHUT UP IM STILL TRYING TO THINK

Wow: *eats the popcorn while watching from the kitchen*...*sighs* I gotta do everything around here. HEY IDIOTS, let’s just watch Incredibles

*eveyone stops arguing...looks at eachother*

Chan: OKAY!

Donghun: as long as it’s not Finding Nemo

Jun: sure :3

Wow: Byeongkwan?

Byeongkwan: BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!

*planning a camping trip*

Donghun: what exactly are we going to do there? Any activities that will get us wet?

Chan: ;)

Donghun: .... so who has speakers?

Byeongkwan: I got speakers. FINNA BE LIT THE FIRST NIGHT

Jun: ima bring the bible, we can hit up those bible verses

Wow: will there be internet?

Chan: OmG wHAt'S tHe PasSwOrD

Donghun: I hate this family...

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A/N: I don't even know what this is. No joke this was an actual conversation we had in my family group chat (family being my older cousins and their Bf/Gfs).

Me: why 21 members (talking about everyone in nct) why can’t they make it like 22?..21 is a weird number...

Friend: it is 22 wym

Me: what?

Friend: YOU FORGOT CHENRE DUH