#nes thoughts

I really hate the bots in my inbox saying that if I don't give them money their family is going to die in Gaza. Like, its really pathetic that people are pretending to be those who are in need inorder to get money out of people. Porn bots was one thing, but bots calling me a baby killer for not donating money are a whole nother thing.

@peachiiringss I have acquired you a simp

Seeing as I have no interest in intercourse, I would like to propose the idea of being a monster dater. While normally someone could use the term monster fucker, if we remove fucker from the equation we are left with a gap. It is only reasonable to fill that with the term dater. Tha k you for coming to my TED talk.

I just want to say that not only can I fish without mods, I maxxed out my fishing stat before I realized I could use bait. I am a GOD

I am a good boy who deserves treats. Gimme pls with airplane noises

"She creme in my boston till I doughnut" - @1-boney-tony

Players decided their mission might lead to death. One then decided a tattoo was needed before they die. I said they could get a trampstamp. Then ended up with enchanted dolphin trampstamp that glows in the dark, plays symphony when pants are pulled down with rgb lights included, and it shimmers like iridescents.

@peachiiringss I would let u turn my skull into a trinket cup on the condition you use it for tomatoe soup w grilled cheese atleast once