#nerdloves

I match you with...

Belphegor!

he loves your sarcastic and witty personality, especially when you’re talking back to lucifer aslkdj. it’s so entertaining for him, and he thinks it’s great that he’s able to have some non-serious banter with someone. with 6 brothers, that’s hard to get, since playful arguments can quickly turn into violent fights. 

you two probably have the exact same, cynical sense of humor. whereas his dark jokes would usually go either a) unnoticed by his brothers or b) get a reaction of “oh my god, belphie” or “dude, uncalled for” you actually get them (and sometimes respond with something slightly worse someone stop the two of you). but fr you’re the funniest goddamn people to each other, it’s adorable. something he says will make you laugh and then your laugh will make him laugh and it keeps going until neither of u can breathe im 🥺

i think he’d also be quite into movies. before meeting you he’d probably refuse to watch human-world films, but now that he’s more open-minded he is SO hooked on them. god forbid he finds the horror genre, dear god- i mean with you as an s/o, he’s probably exposed to them already. he’s the kind to laugh at “supposedly scary” (his words) cgi and murder scenes. the only thing that really spooks him is probably those very quiet scenes. he knows something’s coming but jfc WHEN just scare him already-

the two of you are probably in the background of all the family arguments, just watching everyone yell at each other. it’s quite entertaining, honestly. the other 6 demons have minor wars over small things, like someone spoiling a show or who ate the last roll. 

it’s also likely that since you’re like belphie, you get along great with beel! and honestly, beelzebub is super happy that his twin found someone who he loves. especially since that someone is a human. you’ve helped belphegor understand love again, and for that, beel is grateful. 

belphie is probably also very insecure about you hating him. “i wouldn’t be surprised if this is all out of pity for me” and “after what i did, i don’t think i deserve you” are common phrases to hear. he isn’t fishing for compliments, he just doesn’t know if, after all he’s put you through, after all he’s put his brothers through, he deserves to be happy. hug himmmmmmm please babie is so worried > <

he loves affection!! if you’re willing to give him some, then by god is he willing to return them. this will usually come in the form of cuddling since he’s always napping. he’s okay with being either the big or little spoon, but i feel like since he’s protective of you, he’d rather be big spoon. he likes knowing you’re safe :)

I’d pair you with Satan. 

The conversations the two of you would have! He’s also incredibly intelligent and he loves learning. You sharing his passion for animals, horror and knowledge in various topics would make for an excellent basis upon which you can build a relationship. Satan shares your darker, sarcastic humour, and the two of you would have ongoing jokes and quips that most others raise their brows at. 

Movie nights and library dates are at play - as well as zoos. He’d listen attentively to all you know, and offer you help with your studies. He’d love to learn all about the nature and zoology of the human world, and with you as his guide, he can’t think of a better way to spend his weekends. 

🕷 Beel never kills spiders; he always releases them into the forest behind the House of Lamentation. He’s also bad at catching them, though, and often ends up chasing them in the direction of someone who will kill them.

🌈 No surprise, his favorite color is orange. He actually isn’t a huge fan of the fruit by the same name, though.

🍽 When Beel is on cooking duty, there are enough leftovers for everyone to take to lunch the next day, even with his constant snacking.

🎬 If Beel got to work on a set, he thinks he’d have fun holding the boom microphone.

🎼 Beel’s singing voice is higher pitched than one would expect from looking at him. It’s a very soft tenor.

Oh my god do you realize

Hanbei would admire himself quite a bit, and then it would occur to him that Hideyoshi was in HIS BODY, and that this is like literally the #1 disaster that has ever occurred IN HIS LIFE. Hideyoshi is really kind of paralyzed because he can fulfill like 0% of the functions off which he has based his identity and self-worth. also, he is dying.

Hanbei fixes the bodyswap problem with brilliant schemes and SenBasa logic and them moves onto the #2 disaster that has ever occurred in his life, namely that Hideyoshi has lived in his body and knows what he is dealing with and, in toyotomi terms, how weak he actually is, and when Hideyoshi tries to take care of him after that he knows how much he is accepting Hanbei’s weakness, which is a disaster because hideyoshi can never compromise ever ever ever

I am a nerd, and I don't take any offense to it, it is a source of pride for me. Because of this, I have quite a few nerdy passions. I have decided to include a partial list of them: Red Dwarf, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Sengoku Basara, Ferngully, Hetalia, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Lenore the cute little Dead Girl, Battle Royale, Hellboy, Ender's Game, The Big Bang Theory, Cage of Eden, Dinotopia, Dragonheart, Warriors, and so on it goes.