If Tadeusz Kościuszko was in Hamilton
A couple of weeks back, I amused myself by writing a ‘missing Hamilton song’ for Baron von Steuben (My Army). This week’s historical figure of choice is Tadeusz Kościuszko, engineer and tactician and generally considered a brilliant addition to the Continental Forces. He was lauded by Washington, and a friend of Thomas Jefferson and John Laurens.
And for his style, I have used Bruno Mars’ Uptown Funk, because Kościuszko does sound like he had swag and lots of it. I also love the fact he wrote songs, so it seemed fitting to go with a song rather than rap for him. Cast-wise, I suspect Ephraim would be rather good on this one. (Also, Polish pronunciation of his name, rather than the American version. Since he was, y’know, Polish :) And when I started this, I swear I didn’t expect to fit his name in once, let alone... yeah. Lots)
Kościuszko Built It Up - Colonel Tadeusz Kościuszko
Tadeusz Kościuszko,
the US army's most famed Pole.
This one for them real whigs
in army digs, straight Patriots
Stylin', whilen, buildin' forts up in Philly
Got called on by Washington
For defence cos it's so tricky.
I'm too smart (smart man)
Call out if you need a quick plan
I'm too smart (smart man)
Ford a river or build a new dam
I'm too smart (smart man)
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too smart (smart man)
I'm all for the revolution, break it down
Guys gonna need defences (whoo) (x3)
'Cause Kościuszko gon' build 'em for you (x3)
Saratoga and we win the day
Don't believe me just watch (come on)
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch (x4)
Hey, hey, hey, oh
Stop, wait a minute
Fill that gap, put some mortar in it
Raise the walls, turn the tide.
Agrippa, get the mare
Ride to Camden, Halifax
West Point, North Carolina
If we show up, we gon' show out
For engineering you don't get finer.
I'm too smart (smart man)
Call out if you need a quick plan
I'm too smart (smart man)
Ford a river or build a new dam
I'm too smart (smart man)
Gates, say my name you know who I am
I'm too smart (smart man)
I'm all for the revolution, break it down.
Guys gonna need defences (whoo) (x3)
'Cause Kościuszko gon' build 'em for you (x3)
Saratoga and we win the day
Don't believe me just watch (come on)
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh (x2)
Don't believe me just watch (x2)
Hey, hey, hey, oh
Before we leave
Lemme tell y'all a lil' something
Kościuszko built it up (x3)
Kościuszko built it up uh
Say Kościuszko built it up
Kościuszko built it up (x3)
Come on, fight, jump on it
If you speedy then flaunt it
If you sneaky then own it
Don't brag about it, come show me
Come on, fight, jump on it
If you speedy then flaunt it
Saratoga and we win the day
Don't believe me just watch (come on)
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh (x2)
Don't believe me just watch (x2)
Hey, hey, hey, oh
Kościuszko built it up
Kościuszko built it up (say what?)
Kościuszko built it up (x3)
Kościuszko built it up (say what?)
Kościuszko built it up (x3)
Kościuszko built it up (say what?)
Kościuszko built it up (x4)
Kościuszko built it up (say what?)
Kościuszko built it up