#nerd hell

i just dropped $150 on the halloween nozomi figurine because i’m WEAK as HELL but you know what i’m an art failure humanities major working in finance so i dESERVE THIS

I work in a nerd store, I try not to be too judgy of nerdy pursuits like just let people be happy but the one thing I just can’t get passed is LARPing like y’all really just running around in chainmail in the middle of forest park on a Sunday, pretending to fight with swords?? That’s really a thing you’re doing at 28?

Excuse me if I don’t trust your knowledge of connecting with the dead safely and seances and stuff considering that before the conversation started you were talking about Buffy and supernatural

y'all i just spent the most i have ever spent on a figure (chase just e-mailed me to confirm i made the purchase lol......) but it's my #1 most wanted figure and you know what i hate my job i deserve to buy nice things with the wasted hours of my life!!!!!!! anyway nozomi is best girl 5ever goodbye

Even though I literally am a retail worker, working in a comic book/trading card/video game store when guys on their own directly approach me for help I swear I hear kill bill sirens every time I get so fucking nervous I'm about to be hit on

Conversations I had at work today: - my coworker is trying to get this guy to date her and was talking about him and then wondered aloud if he wanted kids like.... - a discussion with an on duty cop about whether there was non fiction erotica books - some guy told me that he had read a shit ton of raj/Howard from bbt after hearing me and a coworker briefly discuss jim parsons

we have a guy who comes into our store every tuesday and rents 2-3 new releases with- what we’re pretty sure- is the sole intention to rip them onto his computer and he single-handedly is the reason we now have the policy to take out the digital copies of movies when people rent them from us and long story short (too late) i somehow have two digital copies of last jedi even tho i dont even want to watch the movie