“ɪ’ᴍ ᴋɪᴍᴍɪᴇ ʙᴀʙʏ! ᴡʜᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ..?”
ʜᴀᴇʀɪɴ ᴋɪᴍ ɪꜱ ᴀ ɢʀᴇᴀꜱᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴜᴅᴇꜱᴛ. ꜱʜᴇ’ꜱ ʙᴜʟʟᴡᴏʀᴛʜꜱ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛ! ʙᴜᴛ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴄʜᴀᴏᴛɪᴄ ᴡᴀʏ. ꜱʜᴇꜱ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴀꜱɪᴀɴꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʜᴇ ᴛᴀᴋᴇꜱ ᴍᴀᴅ ᴘʀɪᴅᴇ ɪɴ ɪᴛ..
ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴏᴘᴘʏ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ʜᴀɪʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴏᴜᴛɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ, ꜱʜᴇ ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ ʙᴜʟʟᴡᴏʀᴛʜ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀꜱᴇʀ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ!
ɢʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴍᴀɪᴅ ᴍᴏᴍ, ꜱʜᴇ Qᴜɪᴄᴋʟʏ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴅᴇʀʙʏ ʜᴀʀʀɪɴɢᴛᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʙɪꜰ ᴛᴀʏʟᴏʀ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ, ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴜɴᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜʟʟᴡᴏʀᴛʜ..ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏʏꜱ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ꜱᴄᴜᴍ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ.
ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱʜᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʙɪꜰ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟɪᴄᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ.
ɢʀᴇᴀꜱᴇʀꜱ- 100%! ᴀꜱ ᴀ ɢʀᴇᴀꜱᴇʀ ʜᴇʀꜱᴇʟꜰ, ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʀᴇ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ, ʜᴇʀ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ, ʜᴇʀ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ. ʜᴇʀ, ᴊᴏʜɴɴʏ, ʟᴏʟᴀ, ᴘᴇᴀɴᴜᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏʀᴛᴏɴ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇɴɪᴏʀ ɢʀᴇᴀꜱᴇʀꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʀᴇ ꜱʟᴏᴡʟʏ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ɢʀᴀᴅᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ꜱᴏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ʜᴇʀᴇ!
ᴘʀᴇᴘꜱ- 40%! ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ 2ɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ᴅᴏ ʜᴇʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴘɪᴇꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴀꜰʀᴀɪᴅ ᴏꜰ ʜᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴀᴅᴍɪᴛ ɪᴛ! ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴀʏ ꜱʜᴇ’ꜱ ꜰᴀʀ ᴛᴏ ɴᴀꜱᴛʏ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ꜱᴏʀᴛ!
ɴᴇʀᴅꜱ- 80%! ꜱʜᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴏᴜꜱ ʙᴀʙɪᴇꜱ, ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴀɴʏ ʙᴜʟʟɪᴇꜱ. ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛ ᴇᴀʀɴᴇꜱᴛ. ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ ᴋɴᴏᴡʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ ʟɪᴋᴇꜱ ᴇᴀʀɴᴇꜱᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʜᴇ ᴅᴇꜱᴘɪꜱᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘᴇʀ.
ʙᴜʟʟɪᴇꜱ- 80%! ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀꜰʀᴀɪᴅ ᴏꜰ ʜᴇʀ, ʙᴜᴛ ʀᴜꜱꜱᴇʟ ᴀᴅᴏʀᴇꜱ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴊɪᴍᴍʏ, ꜱʜᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛꜱ ʜɪᴍ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴀ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʙᴇɪɴɢ. ʜᴇ ᴛʜɪɴᴋꜱ ꜱʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛᴇꜱᴛ ᴅᴏʟʟ ɪɴ ᴛᴏᴡɴ!!
ᴊᴏᴄᴋꜱ- 60%! ʙᴇɪɴɢ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴇᴇʀ ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ 2ɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴀɴᴅ ɪꜱ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ ꜱʜᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀɴʏ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟɪQᴜᴇ, ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟꜱᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜰᴜɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴇꜱᴘɪᴛᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴀʙɪʟɪᴛʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴀᴛ ᴜᴘ ɢʀᴏᴡɴ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴡɪᴄᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴀɢᴇ, ꜱʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀ ꜱᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴇʀ ʟɪꜰᴇ!
ɴᴏɴ ᴄʟɪQᴜᴇꜱ- 90%! ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ “ʀᴇɢᴜʟᴀʀ” ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴘᴏᴘᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ꜱᴇᴇꜱ ʜᴇʀ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴜᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ (ᴛᴏ ᴀɴ ᴇxᴛᴇɴᴛ..) ʟᴏᴠᴇꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ! ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴠᴏɪᴅ ʜᴇʀ ᴡʜᴇɴ ꜱʜᴇ ɢᴇᴛꜱ ᴀɴɢʀʏ…
ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪɢ 3- 100%! ᴊɪᴍᴍʏ, ᴘᴇᴛᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴀʀʏ ᴀʟʟ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʜᴇʀ ꜰᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇʟʏ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ʀᴇᴀꜱᴏɴꜱ. ꜱʜᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛꜱ ᴊɪᴍᴍʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴ ᴇQᴜᴀʟ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ ᴀꜱᴋɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ ꜰᴏʀ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ꜰᴀᴠᴏᴜʀꜱ. ꜱʜᴇ’ꜱ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇᴛᴇʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɢᴀʀʏ? ʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ʟɪᴋᴇꜱ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ꜱʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʜɪᴍ ꜱɴᴇᴀᴋ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ. ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇꜱᴛ ɢᴀʀʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴜɴɪʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱɴ’ᴛ ʜɪᴍꜱᴇʟꜰ!
ɪ ʀᴇᴡᴏʀᴋᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇᴍ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ! ɪʟʟ ᴅᴇꜰɪɴɪᴛᴇʟʏ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴏ.. ʙᴀɴɴᴇʀ ᴄʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ @feimingo
