#neopolition

Alright then, another round of teas! First with my dear Siri's tea...

Sirius Tea: Oooh, it's berry-ish! To be more specific, it's got notes of brown sugar and blackberries. It feels like.. sort of like pies I'd see Tori make. Though it was usually butterscotch. Even so, it reminds me of that.

The aftertaste is airy and light! And it smells like a day in, with cocoa warming by the kitchen. And letters. Definitely letters. A 9/10!

Neopolition Tea: Aww!! It tastes like watermelon, citrus, and somehow, brandy?? It's a strangely pleasant combination, and it makes me feel just a little bit warmer.

It's got an aftertaste like dried fruit, with a smell similar to.. unsurprisingly, it smells just like Ramb's bar. A little on the nose, but I don't mind that. A 7/10! Not for me in the same way the other teas have been, but it makes me happy to know of my family friends being happy together.

Volcanoid Tea: ...This one's just water. Lemme look at the labels here...

(*The labels Obsidian, Igneous, and Guarav teas can be seen. She.. doesn't know these people.*)

Ohhh, Guarav is "Guardie", right? Well, uh.. I don't really know the other two, but.. good for them all I guess?? Smells and tastes like practically nothing, with no aftertaste to speak of. A 0/10. I hope they're all happy, I suppose?

Bonus Round Tea: Oh. Wow. Jeez, this one's overwhelming! Gosh...

I can taste little bits of.. my family friends. Goodness, that's a horrible way to phrase that. I mean, I can just..

It's all of them. It's nice. No notes. Well, I mean, no food or drink is ever perfect, but this is the closest it can get for now. It smells like..

Family dinner.

..10/10

Fruitcage Tea: Oh, huh..

It's sort of mild, but there's a taste similar to chocolate milk. It tastes like milk mixed with a bunch of that cheap chocolate sauce I'd see Kris sneaking, to be more accurate.

It smells aromatic, but there's an underlying bitterness to it.

That's.. Pomelo, right? Huh.

5/10.

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I'm duty bound, at this point.

Spamton Tea: ...Do I.. have to drink this one?

...Duty bound. And I've already tried it before. But I do believe it was only when I mixed it with other teas. Have I ever actually tried it on its own?

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Okay, serious tea review time, I promise. It tastes like..

Well, liquor. And that sweet strawberry cake he got me for our anniversary as co-hosts, the one we had at the big studio party for it. I think everyone knew it wasn't just our business partnership we were celebrating. But that's neither here nor there. Its light, but its dragging me down, but all I know is that I want more. Its very contradictory, I guess.

It smells like those awful cigars he smoked, but in a weirdly comforting way? I don't want to admit to being comforted by that.

I hope the makers of this tea know how on the money they are. I can even smell his pressed suit, and it's like if I just reach out, he'll be..

Ahem. A solid tea.

...It's a 10/10.