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Okay Doug Dimma-dump, I normally don't have to get serious on this blog but this is a call-out post. You said your half-witted, bitch-ass, giga-chad 4chan sigma male bullshit in the presses and now I'm having to hop on here to set the record straight.

First off-- Esquire, an underrated name deriving from the Old French, esquier which in turn comes from the Latin scutarius, meaning shield-bearer. I don't know about you but I'd like to have a super hero team who actually protects the people of this city, and a shield between us and the dangers of this world doesn't sound like a bad thing to me! (Shoutout to professor Sapir at Pearlmark Uni!)

Secondly-- I don't use botox, absolutely no shame to the beautiful women and men who do-- (do whatever you want that makes you comfortable in your skin queens!) I was blessed with good genes, it helps when there's actual diversity in your gene pool. As for the plan b comment, I absolutely believe in a woman's right to choose, and if your mother had popped a pill after her cousin-- sorry, your father slumped over after 45 seconds of awful coitus we wouldn't be subjected to your badly color matched toupee that does nothing to disguise your receding hairline. You can't fight genetics darling, and the fact that your parents were first cousins is painfully obvious. Tell your mother I said hi btw, if she needs a lawyer for the divorce case I know some great ones! 💋💋💋

Third-- it's a Peryton, not a horse thank you very much. His name is Ayden, and he's sooo bby girl. Solis-- yes that is his name, just say you don't know the mythos and move on sweetheart. Split, (hey pookie!) doesn't need a costume to cover allllll of that up, believe me, he's plenty capable without that. Star and Shellshock (hey Shelly 😘), their costumes are sick. Where is your sense of whimsy, Doug? What's your problem with joy, magic, and happiness? The capitalist machine really wear you down so much that you're unable to appreciate anything other than the cold stone steel of a modern brutalist aesthetic? I ask you to take a look inside yourself babe, see if you can find the root of your problems before spouting your nonsense in the papers.

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