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Excited to feature an excerpt from Meg Johnson's fantastic new collection on the day of its release!

From The Crimes of Clara Turlington

Girly Bear

I thought I had a good idea coming on, but it was just a nap. When I woke up, I looked up a dream dictionary website on my iPhone to see what "dresses" and "playgrounds" and "parks" and "jewels" meant. I was still laying down as I dug into my unconscious. How lazy am I? It's not my fault, really. It's the technology. At least I don't have a…

Nearly impossible to choose just three from Meg Johnson's incredible new collection. You need to read them all!

From Inappropriate Sleepover

Timber!*

I’m a Victorian cowgirl with a clicking jaw. I don’t wear sweatpants with the word TROUBLE printed on the ass because that would be redundant. This is where I up the ante by writing something even more offensive like I’m so hot I could impregnate myself.Somehow, even without the TROUBLE sweatpants, there are people who yell “Trouble!” at me from…