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šimon nemec/luke hughes | 2,200 words | E | soft hybrid au smut
summary: If there’s one thing in the world Luke’s got an abundance of, it’s impatience. You’re not the youngest of three boys without it. That stubborn want to be seen, to be heard, to be first in everything. To be everything, and to have everything too. It’s almost like a rot in his chest, something that’s harboured and grown over his twenty-two years.
Happy, happy, happy immensely belated birthday to @jonasiegenthaler.
During the Western Canada roadtrip back in November, we joked about Nemo joining the broadcast booth and an idea planted itself in my head. Fast forward, with Jack's injury, thought about how funny it would be if we added Jack into the mix.
Then, you add a summer filled with various Nemo agendas and here we are.
All I've wanted to do while writing this fic was send you excerpts from it and it was killing me not to share this with you, but here it is.
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a special shout out to @offside-the-lines and @43laney for beta-ing this fic for me. Your girl loves commas and fucks up her tenses and they were a godsend. and thank you to @lilyrizzy and @fadesse for reading all my little snippets and giving me feedback and cheerleading me on.
Read my fic here
you don't need to read the first fic in the series to know what's going on, promise.
In LukeNemo world nobody is bullying Luke for being #unemployed more than Nemo. Boyfriend rights
you're abso-fucking-lutely right, Anon.
Here's the rules as set forth by one Å imon Nemec for one Luke Warren Hughes while he remains unemployed:
no touching
only looking
no kisses
no thigh squeezes
no butt squeezes
no cheek squishes
no biting
NO SEX
sometimes Luke can't even talk because he's made Nemo so mad about not signing his contract because he's had to deal with Jack and Nico all by himself
no hair petting
pet names will not make things easier for Luke; they may in fact make things harder
Nemo reserves all rights to strip in front of Luke and torture him as often as he wants
Nemo does give in and give Luke a day off for his birthday but THAT'S IT.
otherwise, Å imon Nemec, stronger than any US marine.
here's a sample of voicemails Luke has left for his agent, the evil villain, Pat Brisson
"pat, patty, patpat, nemo is so mad but he looks sooooo good and i think his thighs got bigger, can you send over that contract asap rocky? its luke by the way...luke hughes"
"pat, nemo is taunting me, he just took his shirt off and is only in these tiny shorts and i'm just staring at him and I need that contract now"
"brissy, my guy, when are your office hours, why aren't you picking up your phone, nemo is in a TOWEL and he is WET and I am not allowed to touch"