In LukeNemo world nobody is bullying Luke for being #unemployed more than Nemo. Boyfriend rights
you're abso-fucking-lutely right, Anon.
Here's the rules as set forth by one Šimon Nemec for one Luke Warren Hughes while he remains unemployed:
sometimes Luke can't even talk because he's made Nemo so mad about not signing his contract because he's had to deal with Jack and Nico all by himself
pet names will not make things easier for Luke; they may in fact make things harder
Nemo reserves all rights to strip in front of Luke and torture him as often as he wants
Nemo does give in and give Luke a day off for his birthday but THAT'S IT.
otherwise, Šimon Nemec, stronger than any US marine.
here's a sample of voicemails Luke has left for his agent, the evil villain, Pat Brisson
"pat, patty, patpat, nemo is so mad but he looks sooooo good and i think his thighs got bigger, can you send over that contract asap rocky? its luke by the way...luke hughes"
"pat, nemo is taunting me, he just took his shirt off and is only in these tiny shorts and i'm just staring at him and I need that contract now"
"brissy, my guy, when are your office hours, why aren't you picking up your phone, nemo is in a TOWEL and he is WET and I am not allowed to touch"