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It’s about a person who has amnesia and has literally zero memories about who they are, and every single life experience they’ve ever had. However, they are too polite and timid and awkward and scared to tell people that they have amnesia, and they basically pretend to know everything that’s going on, while people around them have no idea that they’ve suffered memory loss. The main character is trying to piece together who they actually are on their own. It’s difficult because they have a bunch of friends who like to kid and joke, and they never know who’s telling the truth and who is telling an outrageous lie.

Oh, and there’s probably a murder involved somewhere.

Happy Saturday of storytelling, thank you for the question!

Let me preface this by saying I am terrible at romance. Awful. Cannot write it to save my life. I once tried to write it, chickened out and wrote a war instead (which is how many people died, nice job @me). 

They are TOTALLY in love, although they are a disaster bi and a disaster gay, respectively, and totally oblivious to the fact that the pining is mutual.

...hmm. I might be able to answer this one on a technicality: I never formalized whether a character’s name is Francis or Sebastian, and if he’s Francis then I can answer it...

Name: Francis Sebastian Raikich

Nickname: ’Wilbur’

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff, absolutely.

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Asexual

Song: “Guilty (‘Cause I Say You Are)” by Soft Cell

3 important relationships: pretty much joined at the hip with Orville, earned respect for Snow, grudging and irritated respect for Capone

2 fears: that the world, at its core, is simply and unchangeably unfair, not noticing something important

dana god bless you for asking and also for your patience!! under the cut because it got kinda long LOL

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the first three were very easy and then the last one was weirdly hard.

13. If they can use magic, what’s their favorite spell?

Luc has no magic other than innate tiefling stuff but i think they would greatly enjoy disguise or alter self.

When Atticora was a wildfire druid, my favorite spell to use was fireball, but she probably did not like it as much as i did due to fire related trauma. my new favorite spell, as a spore druid, is blight.

Caspian *has* spells, but she doesn’t use them too much. she’d probably really appreciate power word kill. not that she’s ever gonna get that :(

18. Would they rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?

Luc would rather fight the one very big duck but that’s because it’s more emotionally devastating for them to fight one hundred horses.

Atticora would also take the duck because she wants to wild shape and go toe to toe as a giant bird, with a giant bird.

Caspian would take the 100 small horses because they’re easier to kill physically.

19. They have to go live on a deserted island. They can take one thing and one person. What do they take?

Luc takes Mara (because she’s their twin and this is a no brainer decision. also, mara has the brain cell.) and probably like a comfort item from home.

Atticora takes no one because she doesn’t want anyone else to be stuck on a deserted island, but maybe she’ll bring an animal companion and a swiss army knife.

Caspian opts out of company because she prefers being and working alone. she keeps her death book though, for religious purposes.

29. Biggest positive and negative influences on their life and development?

Luc’s most positive influence was most definitely the Neridi family. most negative might be the missing mothers because that was Not A Fun Time.

Atticora’s most positive influence was her surrogate mother figure, Ninox, who taught her almost everything she knows. the most negative would probably just having been stuck in hell for the past two weeks and for the indefinite future because she’s making more and more bad and worse decisions.

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what makes vietnamese iced coffee different?

As someone who is not a coffee connoisseur and has never successfully made it myself, it’s hard for me to say for sure what sets viet coffee apart from other coffees and i’ve also been told different things by different people. Several people credit the drip brew method. One friend credited the beans used in the brew. I’ve also seen a few places offer both (regular) iced coffee and viet coffee as separate options so that says something, probably.