#neil sinclair

By Neil Sinclair. Available here.

I’m not in college anymore, but I live on greek row. Their parties are loud, they play beer pong at like 4 in the afternoon, they only have about 10 songs on their playlists. They might be fun to toy with, but they’re not exactly attractive to me.

What would the 90's mega sitcom have been like if the cast had been replaced with comedy group Paris Communal Shower's Maddy, James, Neil and Sami.

Central Perk would have only sold useful kitchen equipment

Neil, as Chandler, would speak only in puns

Courtney Cox would have been the only celebrity cameo

Maddy would have been the hot one

Sami would play Ursula but not Phoebe 

Ross would force his monkey to kill and eat Chandler's duck on a live one hour special episode

Joey would have enjoyed sandwiches responsibly 

James and Maddy would go to a Destiny's Child concert and on the way out crash into the tour bus. The lawsuit would have driven them into bankruptcy and force them to move out of their house and live on the streets

James would work in fashion and marry Ross... Sami would interrupt the wedding 

However, things change, and I ended up seeing an amazing show! My shift started at 5pm, but due to the fact that I like to get places early, I arrived at 4.40. I sat down, had a quick drink, then got to updating the chalkboard. It's possibly my favourite job at the venue. We had an awesome lineup of shows tonight, which is always exciting. So once the first 2 shows had started, I went and chatted with the incredibly awesome Angela Thompson, a producer from Melbourne, and the amazing Neil Sinclair!

After running back and forth from their table and my job, I ended up finishing work around 9.30pm. So, instead of going home and trying to get some sleep, I decided to watch Neil's show in the beer garden. 

It was absolutely amazing. He uses so many different methods to tell his story, which made me laugh on so many levels. He managed to keep the audience engaged, and giggling throughout (even when half of us had to jump up and move halfway through the show, because it started to rain). He also plays the ukulele, which delighted me no end!

"'Into the inner solar system.' Just like that. As if it's done every day. 

I love my life"