#needle image

sorry i forgot to clarify. you bare an uncanny resemblance to this cat. I hope you see it as much as i do bill

...huh, you're not wrong.

Not sure what I'm supposed to do with this information. Are we meant to think the cat is funny? I don't appreciate being called funny.

The Post In Question

".............."

..............

Nope.

Scene Concluded [Reason: Left]

The Post In Question

"Huh? Oh yeah sure, just head right down over there."

You follow Needle's vague directions, until you rea-

NEEDLE ERROR: NEEDLE NOT FOUND

Insert a new Needle into the Needle Drive before continuing.

[Preparing Hold Screen..........]

The Post In Question

"Wha- what did you say??"

You've done it now. You've Provoked Needle in the middle of his shoot. I hope you know what you're doing.

"I can't believ- YOU!! Listen to me! You think you're real clever, huh? Well..."

The critic launches into a targeted tirade against you, limbs flailing all the while. Though - and you're more than willing to accept you're just seeing things - did you catch the faintest hint of a smile on his lips?

"GET OUT!!!"

You shuffle away, head held at whatever angle you would like to hold your head.

Scene Concluded [Reason: Shouted Out Of Studio]

The Post In Question

"Wha- what are you doing?"

Needle looks at you in trepidatious awe, clearly thrown by your brazen attempt to Enrapture him while in the middle of shooting Mailbag.

"This isn't- Well..."

Words fail the critic as he sits frozen, mouth agape. He's never seen anything like this.

"..."

Is he... okay?

Scene Concluded [Reason: Broke Bill's Brain]

Oh, you don't say!

...Literally, you didn't say anything. What, am I supposed to read these little pictures like a comic strip? I gather you're coming on to me, but I can't imagine you genuinely thought that this strategy would get you anywhere.