#nedcan

Prumano: I was initially going to write this entire section on how you clearly have some kind of past with Gerita, and how you either wanted to be different or felt like this was a spicier alternative, but no. That would be too easy. You're the kind of person who will start a statement with, "No offense, but..." and then follow up with a scathing burn so savage not even Gordon Ramsey could save it. There was a time you cared about others' opinions and feelings, but that died years ago along with any sense of childish innocence you once had. Now you're running on pure spite just to prove to others that you can and will outlive them. And you are winning. However, you need to take a nap. Yes. I cannot see you. But I can still sense the bags under your eyes.

Spaus: Your vibe falls somewhere between, "Life's a party and I'm the piñata," and "I live for the drama!" You have zero qualms about stirring crap up at the family reunion. And unlike the FrUK shippers, you are ready and willing to be a part of it. You thrive on drama and may be considered a societal hazard. You've watched Mean Girls so many times to the point it's basically become a personality trait. You're fluent in outdated movie quotes. There's also the possibility you suffer from a crippling case of main character syndrome, but people are too intrigued by the disaster before them to bring it up, lest they put a stop to the show. But hey, it's a vibe. Not the best vibe, but it's a vibe nonetheless.

BelBel: As a yuri fan, you saw this series with a predominantly male cast and said, "Hold my beer." And props to you for that. I know Hetalia has a pretty good handful of female characters, but it's still impressive how many yuri ships you can make from this series, even excluding the nyo girls. With that said, you're a formerly suppressed bi/pan/lesbian girlie who grew up in a conservative Christian household. Therefore, this ship became your guilty pleasure. Now that you're older, you're almost, if not completely, out of the closet. And we support you! Also, for all the damage that organized religion put you through, you managed to absorb all the arts and crafts skills of a middle-aged Christian housewife with a Pinterest addiction. And these skills have come in handy on more than one occasion.

PruCan: You're so hooked on the "opposites attract" trope that any time you see a shy, quiet character, you automatically feel the need to seek out the loudest and most obnoxious character to ship them with. You're the kind of person who constantly roots for the underdog in any movie and are automatically kinning them by act one. Your flannel collection is huge and your addiction to old 80s movies is iconic. Growing up you insisted that no one really ever understood you and considered yourself a wallflower. Despite this, you had a consistent need to be the center of attention. Back to the characters, though; at the end of the day, you just want good things for Canada. And really, who wouldn't?

NedCan: You're one of those people in the fandom who actually study history and are pretty involved in the historical side of the fandom. Not only that, but you're the friend who's chock-full of random fun-facts about topics ranging from European warfare to which breakfast cereal as the most fiber content. Other than this, you fall into one of two categories. One: You are lowkey judgmental of others who aren't always "historically accurate" when it comes to their Hetalia ships. Or two: Similar to the PruCan shippers, you just want good things for Canada. And really, who wouldn't? There's also a good chance you either smoke weed or have tried it at least once.

May very well do more... Let me know what other ships you wanna see!