Could you pls write your husband Haechan getting whiny and pouty cause you won't let him kiss you and ignore him as a prank pls? (can you make it long pls if you can?)
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Word Count: 1K Summary: He pauses, his lips hovering inches away from yours, eyes twinkling with triumph. âSay it.â You roll your eyes. âI love you, okay? Youâre my favorite, and Iâll never ignore you again.â Pairing: Haechan X reader
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The moment Haechan walks through the door, you know heâs going to be clingy.
Itâs in the way he dramatically sighs, tossing his bag onto the couch before throwing himself onto you, practically melting into your embrace like heâs been away for weeks instead of just a few hours. His arms loop around your waist, his face pressing into your neck as he groans.
âFinally,â he mumbles against your skin. âI missed you so much today.â
You smile, rubbing his back a little, but youâre on a mission tonight. A little harmless fun to see how long it takes before he completely loses it.
âI missed you too,â you say sweetly, before gently pushing his face away from your neck. He blinks up at you, eyes warm and expectant, lips already puckering up for a kissâonly for you to turn your head at the last second.
Haechan freezes. His lips land on your cheek instead, and he pulls back immediately, blinking in confusion.
âUh⌠hello?â he says, narrowing his eyes at you. âWhat was that?â
You pretend to be oblivious. âWhat do you mean?â
He squints harder. âBabe, I was about to kiss you, and you justââ He mimes the way you turned your head. âYou dodged me.â
You shrug, fighting a smile. âI donât know what youâre talking about.â
A slow pout starts forming on his face, his lower lip jutting out. âWhat do you mean you donât know? You literally just rejected me.â
âI did not.â
âYes, you did!â He gasps like youâve personally offended him. âDo youâdo you not love me anymore?!â
âHaechanââ
âOh my God,â he groans, flopping onto the couch like the dramatist he is. âMy wife doesnât love me anymore. I leave for a few hours, and suddenly Iâm unwanted.â
You roll your eyes, but your heart warms at how ridiculously cute heâs being. Still, you keep up the act, brushing past him like you didnât just watch him fall apart dramatically.
âOkay, Iâm gonna go start dinner.â
âNo, no, no, wait,â he cries, scrambling up to follow you. He latches onto your back like a koala, his arms locking around your waist as he rests his chin on your shoulder. âBabe, donât do this to me. Kiss me, please.â
âNope.â
âWhat do you mean nope?â He sounds genuinely distressed now, wiggling in your hold like a restless child. âWhy not?â
âI just donât feel like it.â
The sound that leaves his mouth is borderline inhuman. âYou donât feel like it? Butâbut kissing me is, like, your favorite thing ever! You always say I have the softest lips! That Iâmââ
You casually reach for a pan, still ignoring him. âI changed my mind.â
Another gasp. âNo, you didnât!â He quickly moves to stand in front of you, his big brown eyes widening to their full puppy-like potential. He clutches at his chest like you just stabbed him. âYouâre lying. Tell me youâre lying.â
You stare at him, pressing your lips together like youâre considering it. Then, as if to twist the knife deeper, you hum, âI donât know⌠Maybe Iâm just not in the mood for kisses today.â
He grips the counter behind him for support, like your words have physically weakened him. âBabe, youâre literally killing me.â
âI think youâll survive,â you say, smirking.
âNo, I wonât.â He grips your wrist desperately. âI need kisses to function. Itâs like oxygen. Youâre depriving me of air.â
You burst into laughter, unable to help it. âYou are so dramatic.â
âI am not!â He whines, shaking you a little. âYou donât understand! My whole day has been so hard, and the one thing I was looking forward to was coming home to my beautiful wife and showering her with kisses, only to be treated like this!â He sniffs, looking away like heâs trying not to cry. âThis is emotional abuse.â
You snort. âThat is not what emotional abuse is.â
âIt feels like it.â He pouts harder, his lips curling like heâs about to full-on sulk. âI donât know if I can go on like this.â
You decide to push him just a little further, crossing your arms. âOkay, then. If you have to kiss someone, go kiss Mark or something.â
His jaw drops. âKiss Mark?â
You shrug. âYeah. Since you need kisses so bad.â
He scoffs, looking deeply, deeply betrayed. âI donât want Markâs kisses, I want yours!â
âWell, too bad,â you say, biting back another smile.
For a moment, he just stares at you, completely still. Then, as if heâs made up his mind about something, he launches at you.
You squeal, stumbling back as he grabs your face, trapping you against the counter. His eyes are dark with determination, his lips pressed into a firm line. âYou leave me no choice, babe.â
âWhatââ
Before you can react, he starts attacking you with kissesâmessy, exaggerated, over-the-top smooches all over your face. You burst into giggles, trying to squirm away, but he doesnât let you, peppering your cheeks, nose, and forehead with dramatic mwah sounds.
âYou think you can ignore me?â he mumbles between kisses. âHuh? You think you can deprive me?â
âHaechanâstopââ
âNope! I will get my kisses one way or another!â
Youâre laughing so hard you can barely breathe, weakly pushing at his chest, but he only doubles down, squeezing you tighter. Finally, when youâre on the verge of wheezing, you surrender.
âOkay, okay! You win!â
He pauses, his lips hovering inches away from yours, eyes twinkling with triumph. âSay it.â
You roll your eyes. âI love you, okay? Youâre my favorite, and Iâll never ignore you again.â
His smirk grows. âAnd?â
ââŚAnd I was just messing with you.â
He gasps. âI knew it!â Then, without another word, he finally presses his lips against yours in a long, sweet, desperate kiss that makes your toes curl.
When he pulls away, he looks deeply satisfied, his pout completely gone. âThatâs more like it.â
You shake your head, amused. âYouâre unbelievable.â
âAnd youâre mine,â he hums, hugging you close again. âAnd from now on, Iâm enforcing a no ignoring me rule, okay? Especially when it comes to kisses.â
You pretend to think about it. âIâll consider it.â
He glares playfully. âBabeââ
You giggle, leaning in this time to kiss him first. And, just like that, all is forgiven.
(Though you have a feeling heâs going to be extra clingy for the rest of the night.)













