Today I bring to you some tables with ages and races! Everyone who doesn’t have a text is a human. Also I just want to point out that while I headcanon people as moblins I cannot draw them yet so they look like human, please forgive me for this sin.
The ages are less actual ages and more “where do these people stand between the youngest person and the oldest person on the server”. Scamrise has a lot of people of similar age so I had to merge them. Mineshield heads are drawn by m.k. and MrDuotin.
I might add someone else to the SBK one, like Kaos and dnd!Trog and everyone else who is not exactly a player, but I’ll think about it.
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Как двоюродный брат приехавший погостить заявляю что тут в принципе очень круто / As a cousin who came to visit I declare that it is pretty cool in here
Word count: 397 words (the smallest work in the whole au!)
Publication date: 16.12.2021
Original summary: Santos is now a Lumberjack. Speedrun the found family dynamic.
Summary of the work + notes inside!
Summary:
* at time of writing Santos' name was LordCactus, here I will call him Santos
** Xewil is not here because Mineshield is disinformation final boss. If you don't know what I'm talking about — you newgen are LUCKY.
Santos joins the Lumberjacks Bureau and at first thinks that they are joking about them being family, but then he spends some time with them.and learns that they are actually pretty close.
They are sitting on the beach and Santos talks with Alfedov about about an incoming end to their leadership over the server. Santos asks if Alcest is going to run for the president again, to which Alfedov replies that Alcest is not a masochist. Santos doesn't really understand what he means by that.
When the term comes to an end they are sitting together and trying to calm down Alcest, who doesn't understand why they've met so much hate over their actions. Santos also participates and while they tell Alcest that everything is going to be alright, he kinda believes so himself.
Notes:
As you can notice, a very nothingburger part. Not a lot of depth, not a lot of divergence. Literally whatever. Skip it and nobody will notice.
False emotions, alien fears, attempts to be significant.
A snow statue wants to be a human.
Summary of the work + notes inside!
Summary:
Alfedov is a snow golem made by unknown people. He taught himself emotions by imitating people, although he is not always good at it. What he wants the most is to actually be a human.
Before the first season all Alfedov could do was smile, but after him going to seal the egg it changed and he could mimic like a human.
Alfedov is afraid of melting, he believes that it's different from just dying. He is building big builds and making netherite armour to feel safer. Despite the fact that Alfedov tries to appear bigger than himself, and that he is a strong player, others still see him as harmless.
He thinks about his complicated relationship with Just and how he contradicts himself in what he feels towards him. Alfedov knows that he is a bit paranoid and thinks that it's because of the egg. At the start of season two he, Just and Xewil create Lumberjacks Bureau, becoming friends. Then Alfedov runs away to his raft in the ocean because he is overwhelmed.
A series of moments on the second season:
A week before the elections Just comes to Alfedov's raft to talk about the presidency. He says he has no plans for it yet, though he understands that him becoming a president would be convenient for them. Just agrees and comments on his face, looking at it through a spyglass. Alfedov feels weird™ about it.
When Alfedov's raft burns down, Just is the first one to arrive, and he helps him to move his things. Alfedov overshares about his want for significance (fear of disappearing) and decides that he should be more honest with Just.
When Moddy gives Neo the presidency, Alfedov and Neo fight over the fact that they lied to others. Alfedov burns down Moddy's constitution and says that Lumberjacks don't accept it. He makes justice his ultimate goal.
Alfedov thinks about Just and mechanisms, him always being better at them because Alfedov has wet hands. He is impressed and wants to ask Just if he can build him something to keep him safe, but he never asks for it.
They sit near a campfire with Just. Just proposes to tell each other secrets and reveals that he rots, but lies about the reason and why it stopped. He showes Alfedov his hand and Alfedov takes care of his wounds (even though its very much unnecessary). Alfedov says that he doesn't know who made him. Just says that whoever that was did a great job. "How many snow statues how you met in your life?" "Well, at least one". Alfedov doesn't know how to continue the dialogue and feels weird about it again.
Notes:
Oh my god where do I even start.
Snow statue was my first work on Mineshield EVER, I just didn't post it until later. It predates nix crypta and exists in the series "Tell The Truth". Despite that, there is not a lot of inconsistencies — I believe the only one is that nc!Just is not a demon anymore.
Strap on for nc!justfedovs, it's a RIDE.
This work is important because it established one of the core themes of nix crypta: alienation, not feeling human and how to deal with it.
Other than that — just know that Alfedov's creators do exist (or, try to exist) and their names are Sculptor and Model. They will probably get a separate post, because they are actually not mentioned much in other works. When this post appears, you will be able to see it by <clicking here>.