My black friend Audrey hired extra security for her estate since Trump took office, but after the events in Charlottesville she has restricted the number of white people that can visit. Audrey believes America should officially adopt Amazon’s motto when it comes to the nation’s past and present regarding systemic, institutional, state, and aversive racism: Everyday is Day One. . I was so happy to have made the cut! but I knew I was in: I may be classist – elitist, definitely – but never racist. I mean, how can I possibly be racist when my best friend is Audrey? Racism is like inserting a porous stone into your good china. Gorl, why? It’s—well, it’s just not done. But I suppose neither is publicly throwing your support behind Trump and being quoted as saying, “It’s such an exciting time to be an American because we are at this amazing inflection point and everything is kind of up in the air.” . Annnnnyway, Audrey is redesigning her dining room to ensure white visitors maintain a specified distance from her seat at the table. Her ability to curate interior design is simply erudite! With all that gorgeous light behind her she’ll practically beam light as you use your escargot fork during hors d’oeuvres. Audrey calls me nature’s light reflector, and having me face the light at the other end of the table ensures I can be seen at all times. . #myblackfriend #audrey #notaracist #definitelyelitist #systemicracism #institutionalracism #stateracism #aversiveracism #everydayisdayone #madethecut #sorrygwynnie #shouldnthavethrownyoursupportbehindtrump #haveaseatathetable #goshitsbright #allthathalo #whitepeople #natureslightreflector #escargotfork #gorl
