Wait I didn't see the send full prompt in thing lemme try again. Natasha/May with 10: high school popular kid/nerd au.
May was one of those girls that was justâŚeffortless. Anything she wore, regardless of brand name or popularity, looked great. She could wear a sweater that was badly knit, and it would look like fashion. She was kind, always smiling, and Natasha wasâŚ
Well, she didnât want to call it âin love.â She liked May Parker, in a way that wasnât just âhey I admire your style and want to emulate it,â it was more of âhey I wonder what would happen if I made your picture-perfect bun messy and lipstick smeared.âÂ
Now, she doesnât mean to, but her situation is kind of like a typical romantic-comedy. Natasha isnât in with the crowd, although she certainly has friends up there. Tony will sometimes have her sit with him for lunch, and theyâre on relatively good terms. So maybe not a romantic comedy. More of Natasha just doesnât really mesh well.Â
She wears old t-shirts that are ironically funny (at least, she hopes they are) and would prefer not to go to football games or school events of any kind.Â
Which is why itâs odd when sheâs at a pep assembly, and May Parker decides to stand next to her.Â
âI hate football pep assemblies,â she says over the crowd. âTheyâre so boring, you know?âÂ
âYeah,â Natasha says. âWe know that theyâre good, and I donât know why they need a âsend-offâ for an away game. God knows debate, soccer, and volleyball donât get this.â May nods.Â
âI could be at home right now getting an early nap in, you know?âÂ
And then thatâs all the conversation is, because Tony leans down to say something to May, she slaps him on the arm and tells him to shut up, and then her attention is called to Hope Van Dyne asking her about anatomy class and the quiz in it.Â
Natasha thinks it might just be May being bored and trying to get a new friend for a pep assembly.Â
ButâŚno. May keeps coming up to Natasha and talking, and so she thinks theyâre friends?Â
They sit together at lunch, and Natasha finds out that they both really like making seasonal playlists and May finds her deadpan sense of humor hysterical. May really wants to go into nursing, possibly even working in neonatal care. Natasha wants to work in law enforcement, probably become an FBI agent.Â
And then May invites her to dinner. Just to talk and become better acquainted.Â
Natasha wasnât aware that the new thing to do was go for Italian. May admits that sheâs not exactly the best cook, and the place has the best pizza, thin crust. They both agree that thin crust is the only way to eat pizza.Â
At the end of the night, Natasha gets a hug.Â
People donât hug Natasha. So it is a Big Deal. She grins as she gets home, and Clint looks at her.Â
âYou went on a date with May?âÂ
âNo,â Natasha says quickly. âWe had dinner. Talked.âÂ
âYou wanna know who I do that with?â Clint asks. Natasha gives him a look. âBruce. And weâre dating.âÂ
âYeah, but you guys talk aboutâŚ.dating stuff.âÂ
âNo we donât,â Clint says with a snort. âMe and him debated for two hours whether or not Kermit the Frog would be a good secret agent.â Natasha just stares.Â
âI cannot believe you two.âÂ
âOkay, well we both agreed after a while. He forgot that Kermit was in Spy Muppets: License to Croak, and I set him straight. Well, not literally.â Natasha snorts.Â
âOf course you know the movie.âÂ
May will hang out at Natâs locker, walk her to class, and vice-versa.Â
Natasha lies awake at night, and really wonders what it would be like to go on a real date. To have stupid arguments like Clint and Bruce do.Â
(It seems that it could be a thing, and holy shit it terrifies the hell out of her.)Â
It culminates to the Sadie-Hawkins dance.Â
Natasha isnât one for big displays of affection, but May has been looking at Instagram posts of big proposals and smiling to herself. So she figures that she should ask May.Â
She sends her on a scavenger hunt. Thereâs an announcement over the PA at the beginning of her day, and clues on either the white board or in school notes throughout the day.Â
May solves it as Nat stands with a crafted poster board.Â
âIâm glad youâve found the way to a date!â reads the sign. Not Natâs best work, but she was planning the hunt.Â
May grins, and kisses Nat on the cheek.Â
Natasha buys a dress, and May asks for the color. Itâs a wine red color, long and classic.Â
She wears a fucking suit. A black suit, perfectly tailored. Her hair looks good, her make-up looks goodâeverything looks good.Â
Natasha is too gay to play this off as just-friends, but sheâs not starting anything during dinner. Theyâre going with Maria and Sharon for dinner, and Natasha orders a burger with fries.Â
May reaches through her arms to snag fries and grin.Â
May pulls Natasha outside, just for a brief moment. Itâs freezing outside, snow blowing fiercely in. May shouldnât look good as her teeth are chattering and her arms are visibly shaking.Â
âOkay, so let me cut straight to the chase: I fucking like you and your arms are literally the buffest please let me date you.âÂ
Natasha laughs. She does. Laughs, and she probably ruined her mascara, but she grins and hugs May, putting a kiss on her cheek.Â
âOf course I will, May.âÂ
(They get married after graduating college, and this time Natasha wears a suit, tailored and fit like a dream. Her shoes have the same embroidery as Mayâs dress, and they dance to cheesy, poppy love songs.Â
May still looks effortlessly beautiful every day, even when the gray streaks start popping up here and there.)Â