#nathames

Imagine your OTP:

Person A is sat on the kitchen island in their friends’ house (Person C and Person D), enjoying the quiet afternoon as the sun shined softly through the window, slowly setting as evening set in: they were drinking tea. Person B sauntered into the kitchen, noticing A and admiring them, standing in the doorway and taking them in. B smiled in amusement and admiration before slowly shaking their head and walking towards them. A and B have been pining for each other for many years.

Person B: *walking around the island towards the cabinet in front of A* enjoying the view?

Person A: *looking over at them with a dazed look* I am *smiling softly* it’s been really nice having a quiet day to myself, not having to do anything and just being able to relax

B: *chuckling while grabbing a glass* I believe that. Everyone’s been telling me you’ve been busy at work - I’m guessing you finally got a day off?

A: *letting out a soft laugh* yeah. I’m actually taking the next week off. I haven’t really had time to spend with anyone, and I’ve been meaning to reach out to everyone. I feel bad.

B: *filling up glass with water* to be honest, I think everyone knows you don’t have time. I think they all understand and if you tell them you’ve been busy, they’ll tell you not to worry about it

A: I hope you’re right

B: *leaning against the counter and looking at A for a moment* so other than reaching out to friends, what plans do you have?

A: *pausing to think* you know, I’m not sure. Maybe clean my place. Do laundry. Sleep in. The possibilities are endless *chuckling* oh! Do you have a free day this week? We haven’t really hung out in a good while.  Maybe dinner or something?

B: *lighting up* yeah! At least I should be - *pulling out phone and scrolling through it* - yeah! I’m free this Wednesday night *smiling*

A: cool! Then it’s a date!

B: *blushing lightly*

A: *noticing B’s appearance with confusion* *sudden realization dawning on them* I mean or not! Not a date! Or maybe! You know what? It’s completely up to you what you want to call it and - 

A continued rambling on about the concept of a date versus not a date, not noticing that B had set their cup down on the counter next to them and walked toward A, putting their hands on either side of B’s legs and leaning in.

A: ...and I mean friends can have dates! Friend-dates! Families! People have dates all the time and - you know what? Nevermind. I’m just gonna stick with what I sai- *finally noticing B* you’re very close to me. *starts blushing* can I help you?

B: a date huh? *looking into A’s eyes, tilting their head and smiling softly*

A: *staring back into B’s eyes* if you want

B: that sounds nice *places a hand on A’s cheek, eyes glancing between A’s eyes and mouth, and moving their thumb along A’s bottom lip*

A: *opening mouth ever so slightly, placing their tea cup beside them*

B: *leaning forward to close the gap*

A: *leaning in*

Person C: hey A! Are you busy?!

A and B jumped back from each other slightly, but B’s hands remained where they were.

A: *glancing at B before letting out a small sigh* kind of. What do you need?

C: *walking into the kitchen* I was gonna ask if you wanted to go with me to the store and pick up some- *noticing A and B* ah. Nevermind. Carry on *winks at them before leaving*

A and B listened to C’s footsteps echo away from the room, and waited until they hear the front door open and close and the car door slam shut before looking at each other.

B: well, they certainly seem to have some really good timing, huh?

A: so it would seem... but it sounds like they’re gone *flashes a not so innocent look at B*

B: I think you’re right *smirks and leans in again, this time placing their hands on A’s hips*

A: *leans forward and closes their eyes, feeling the heat radiating off B*

Person D: hey C! You in here?!

A and B jumped back again, and stared at each other shocked. B shook their head slightly, and A let out a sigh before responding.

A: no, but it’s A and B. Did you need something?

D: *still yelling from somewhere in the house* yeah. I was wondering if C still needed to go to the store.

A: they just left. You can call them if you need to!

D: oh great idea! Hold on.

A and D continued yelling across the house from each other, leaving B flustered and frustrated. Suddenly, an idea occurred to B.

B leaned forward again, this time placing their lips on A’s jawline, and moved their hands to fit more comfortably on A’s hips. A let out a small sound in the back of their throat, unconsciously leaning their head back to give B a better angle. B continued to leave small kisses, trailing their mouth down to A’s neck. A let out a whimper, right as D called out again.

D: C said they’re just down the street and they’re gonna come back to pick me up!

The sound of C’s car pulling up is heard through the house.

A: that s-sounds gre- *suppresses a small moan as B brings their mouth down to A’s collarbone* great. That sounds great. 

D: oh they’re here! Okay, I’m heading out! I’ll see you when I get back! *walks into the kitchen* did you need anything while we’re go- *notices A and B* nevermind I don’t think you guys need anything.

B: *lifts their head from A’s collarbone* we’re good

D: okay. Well, I’m off. Have fun! *races out the door*

A: *lightly hits B in the chest* really??

B: *smirks* what? It didn’t seem like you had any complaints

A: *groans in frustration* whatever

B: *looks at A* hey, I’m not a fan of interruptions. Speaking of which, where-?

A balled B’s shirt in their fists and yanked them down to meet their lips in a searing kiss, only a moment of hesitation before B reciprocated and the two start fighting for dominance. B slipped a hand underneath A’s shirt, reaching for the hemline of their pants and started slowly moving their hand down-

D: crap I forgot my wallet! Sorry!

C: me too! Kinda important when driving!

B: that’s it!

B slid their hands underneath A’s thighs and pulled them off the island, leaning in to kiss A more tenderly, meanwhile A wrapped their legs around B’s waist and their arms around B’s neck, and B walked them towards a guest room in the house, passing C and D on the way.

B: *glaring at them* are you guys sure you have everything?

C and D: yup!

C: we got what we needed! Maybe we’ll even grab some con-

D: we’ll be leaving now! See you later! *grabs C and hurries back out of the house*

B continued walking, planting small kisses on A’s lips before reaching the door. B walked backwards and used their back to push open the door before walking in and using their combined weight to shut it, leaning in for a more passionate kiss against the door. A slid their hands into B’s hair, tugging on it slightly that solicited a small moan from B. B pulled back and looked at A before walking towards the bed and placing them gingerly on it, standing in front of them and watching them. B looked at A for a moment before speaking.

B: how far are you willing to let me go?

B asked this in a soft tone, both needy and careful - they leaned over A and placed a kiss on their lips, pulling back to study their face.

A: as far as you’re willing to let me go with you.

A reached out a placed a hand on B’s cheek, and B leaned into it before kissing A’s palm.

B: let me know if you want me to stop

HEEEEEEY!  I'M BACK!!!!

Here's the deal! I'm only posting the link ONCE because the story is DONE, but I'm still editing and will be posting each chapter after I run my fine tooth comb over it.

This has been a long time coming and took me a week to write out, so I hope you guys love it as much as I do bc I really think it's a good idea after all the shenanigans I've given you lately.

HUGE THANK YOU to @mickey197769 for all his help on giving me me some ideas be it through his own stories or our little middle of the night powwows. And to @arielagam for her cute little pic of our resident smart ass with the headcanon caption that finally got me what I needed to get this thing going!

This is gonna be FUN! I PROMISE!

Kevin has never worked so hard for a first date in his life. 

Imagine Your OTP:

Person A recently moved to a large city to get away from the life they previously knew, and decided to pick up work as a bartender. Person B has always lived in the large city, and recently came home after being away for school. A is working in the bar one night when B decides to buy drinks in their bar. It is toward the end of A’s shift when the two first meet.

A: ... and I can’t believe he has the nerve to ask me again! Including today, that makes 17 times that he’s asked me! At what point is he going to realize I don’t want to go on a date with him?!

Person C (coworker): I hate to ask, but did you tell him “no” directly?

A: oh I don’t know. I mean, I did say “hey I appreciate the offer but I’m not interested in going on a date with you” the very first time he asked me and I thought that would be clear enough, but maybe I was wrong *shrugs*

C: oh. Yikes. 

A: and to make matters worse, I messed up. Big time?

C: what did you do?

A: *mutters something*

C: you what?

A: itoldhimihaveaboyfriend

C: you...? one more time

A: I TOLD HIM I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND NOW HE WANTS PROOF THAT HE EXISTS

C: for real?

A: yeah. imessedupimessedupimessedupimessedupimessedupimessedupimessedupimessedupimessedupimessedupimessedupimessedup

C: it’s okay! We’ll think of something

A: sweetie, unless "tall, dark, and handsome” exists, I. am. screwed.

Person B, who had been listening the whole time: maybe I can help.

A: *whips around* *softly whispers* ...what?

B: sounds like you have a dilemma, and I thought maybe I could help. You did say “tall, dark, and handsome” didn’t you? *grins*

A: ...yeah? *realization* no no no it’s fine! You don’t have to! 

C: *smiles knowingly and walks away*

B: are you sure? I’d be more than happy to help *smiles*

A: are YOU sure? I don’t want you to be uncomfortable

B: I’m down for anything. Besides, you seem like you’re more uncomfortable with this dude than I could possibly be pretending to date you

A: okay. okay. okay. I guess we should exchange information, and obviously names if we’re gonna... you know

B; yeah yeah of course.

A and B exchange phone numbers and social media information and spend the rest of the night getting to know each other. When A’s shift is over, A and B leave the bar together and start to head in opposite directions.

B: *talking as they’re walking away* how do you feel about going to a wedding this weekend?

A: it’s not your wedding is it?

B: no! of course not!

A: hey. you’re already pretending to be my boyfriend. I wouldn’t be surprised if I needed to pretend be your bride.

B: ha ha. it’s just a wedding for my cousin and I kind of need a date

A: sounds good. I just need to find a dress

B: cool. soo... I’ll see you this weekend?

A: yup. I’ll see you this weekend

B: alright. until then

Imagine Your OTP:

Person A and Person B are neighbors in a fairly quiet, suburban neighborhood. A is a rather shy individual but can be loud when needed, and B is a loud, friendly, and flirtatious person. Neither of them know it, but they had an instant connection the moment they met. Our scene opens to A taking out the trash. As they are putting the bag in the can, one of their neighbors, who is notorious for harassing A and repeatedly asking them on a date, comes up behind them and grabs their butt.

Person A: HEY! *turns around and slaps culprit*

Creepy Neighbor: *holding face* OW! What was that for?

Person A: You just grabbed my butt! *turns back around*

Creepy Neighbor: What? It was just kind of out there and I couldn’t resist.

Person A: You disgust me. Leave me alone.

As A walks around the creepy neighbor and tries to walk away, he grabs onto A’s arm and yanks them back.

Person A: *stumbling* What the hell? Let go of me...

Creepy Neighbor: What? Don’t I get a kiss before you leave? *leans in*

Person A: I said let. go. of. me. *pushes the creep’s face away*

Creepy Neighbor: I just want a kiss!

Person A: Leave me alone! *tries yanking arm away*

Suddenly, a loud smack followed by a yelp of pain filled the air, and the pressure around A’s arm disappeared. A looked up to see B grinning in the creep’s direction.

Creepy Neighbor: What the hell?! *looks up to see B and visibly cringes* don’t touch my ass, you perverted homo!

Person B: What’s the matter? It was just kind of out there and I couldn’t resist! Sound familiar?

Creepy Neighbor: That was different.

Person B: Really? Then enlighten me. *smiles maliciously*

Creep and B have an intense staring contest before the creep scoffs and looks at A.

Creepy Neighbor: We’ll finish this later *gives A the same smile B gave him*

A watches the creep walk away and doesn’t quite hear what B is saying before they tap them on the shoulder. A looks up at B.

Person B: Are you okay?

Person A: Yeah. At least, I will be. I think. Why won’t he just leave me alone? I already told him no, on more than one occasion mind you.

Person B: He’s the kind of guy that doesn’t give up very easily.

Person A: Yeah. I figured as much.

Person B: Do you want someone to stay with you tonight? I have a feeling he’s going to try something.

A just nods their head. They walk back into A’s house, and A locks the many locks on their door. A proceeds to lead B into the living room, and they sit down in silence. They sit there for a few minutes before A bursts into tears, and B is startled before walking over to kneel in front of A. B puts their arms on A’s shoulders, and A wraps both arms around B’s head. B wraps both arms around A’s waist, and holds A close, rubbing small circles into A’s back. A cries for another five minutes, before everything starts to subside. B pulls back to look at A, and A places both hands on either side of B’s face. They look at each other for a moment, before they both crash their lips into each other. They start to battle each other for dominance, before B gets up, only to get onto the couch and above A, never breaking contact. A is very quick to tear off B’s shirt, and B makes a noise of complaint when they part, only to dive right back in. B starts moving down, and attacks A’s neck, all the while having A dragging their nails down B’s back, each marking the other in their own way. B makes quick work of A’s pants, leaving them in their underwear, and discards them with the shirt. B slowly slides off the couch, A following with their mouth, B picks up A under their legs, and carries them to A’s room. A tightens their legs around B’s waist as B starts to walk.

Person B: Which door?

With B’s voice an octave lower, A barely managed to squeak out which door before B went back to marking up A’s neck. They get to A’s room, B shuts the door with their foot, and slowly places A on their bed. A leans back on their elbows, B places both hands on the bed beside A’s thighs, and they just look at each other. Both are breathing very heavily, and both have pupils that are blown out completely. B is the first to break the silence.

Person B: Are you sure you want to do this? I don’t want to take advantage of you, especially in your state. I know I want it, but not this bad if it means we are both going to regret it in the morning.

Person A: *looking away from B for a moment, before* yes. It’s not this I want, though. It’s you.

B looks at A with a fond smile before leaning in and kissing them, taking it a little more slow than before.

Person B: Okay then.

B takes in A’s bottom lip between their teeth, and gently bites down, which elicits a small moan from A. B smirks in satisfaction against A’s lips, before biting a second time and releasing. B pulls A towards them, and A wraps their legs around B’s waist again in an attempt to keep them close. A starts to grind their hips into B’s, and B groans into A’s mouth, causing A to smile against B’s lips. They soon pull apart for air.

Person B: How soon can we get this thing started?

Person A: Depends on how long it takes for you to not be wearing pants.