Shikamaru shaking his head affectionately as his hyperactive boyfriends compete over the last slice of meat on the grill. Theyâre normally so chill but leave it to them to get so serious over something so trivial. What would he do without those knuckleheads?
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Lovely work for Kiba/Chouji! I'm a chouji hoe so if you could do something were it's basically a ouran highschool host club cliche and everyone is trying to win his heart and the poor boy is oblivious to it all (take your pick of a few chars to add would love to see sasuke tho!)
okok I havenât watched ouran in yonks so I donât remembermuch about it, but I am all kinds of intocho being Everybodyâs Not So Secret Crush
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âHey, Chouji!â
The call stopped him in his tracks, halfway through lockinghis front door. Hand still hanging in the air, he twisted round to see the ballof yellow and orange bounding towards him. âHey Naruto,â he said with a smile,as he finished turning the key and stepped back to properly greet his friend,âyou sound happy today.â
âSuper happy! Sakura handed my ass to me in trainingyesterday, gave me a concussion and everything!â
He blinked, frowned and then blinked again. âAnd thatâs⌠agood thing?â
The blond chuckled, awkwardly rubbing his neck. âWell notthe getting injured bit, that hurt,but after she healed me she got really panicky â even though Iâm fine! â andforbade me from training and missions for at least three days, doctorsâ ordersso Kakashi-sensei canât complain.â Suddenly an arm was draped across hisshoulders, pulling him into Narutoâs side. âSooo, I figured that since Iâve gotthe day off anyway I should spend it having some fun, so whaddya say, wannahang out? All day, just you and me?â
His warm, friendly grin was as inviting as always and helooked so genuinely excited at the prospect, even waggling his eyebrows at him,which made what Chouji had to say next all the more difficult.
âSorry Naruto, Iâve got stuff to take care of today-â blueeyes started to look far too watery for his liking, so he rushed to comfort himâ-but we should totally do something soon! Maybe get lunch tomorrow?â
The grin was instantly back on his face. âReally?â
Chouji smiled and clapped a hand on his shoulder as hedisentangled himself and started walking backwards down the street.âDefinitely,â he called out as the distance between them grew wider, âwe shouldinvite Ino and Shikamaru too! And your team, letâs get everyone together!â
Whatever Narutoâs reply was, it got lost to the breeze asChouji jogged into town to make up lost time. He was already looking forwardsto tomorrow, it was always nice to hang out with friends.
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When he got there, the market crowds were at the perfectdensity; not so tightly packed that you couldnât move without touching sevenother people, but not so empty as to feel vaguely creepy. He always lovedcoming here on days like these, just to take the time to casually browse thestores, maybe pick out things to tell his friends and family about the nexttime he saw them, but today he had a packed schedule, so he headed to the foodstalls with determined steps.
The shopkeeper called a greeting the second he steppedinside, as he always did for his regular customers, before ducking into thestore-room with the promise of returning with some produce heâd kept backespecially for him.
As he waited for the elderly man to return, Chouji glancedaround the shop, planning to pick up a few vegetables, when he noticed afamiliar head of dark hair.
âHinata!â he said cheerfully, as he stepped up beside her,apparently catching her off guard with how high he jumped. âSorry, didnât meanto scare you, how are you doing?â
She quickly caught her breath, though it took her a fewmoments to stop staring at him with wide eyes. âO-oh, Iâm fine, thank you,â shesaid, stumbling over her words until she dropped her head to focus on herfingers twisting along the handles of her shopping basket, âhow are you?â
âIâm great thanks, you out doing a little shopping?â heasked, more to give her a gentle opening to a real conversation than out of anyactual doubt.
Her long, straight hair bobbed up and down with her slightnod, before she nervously glanced up at him from under her fringe. âA-a-a-â herlips pulled into a thin line at the word stubbornly sticking in her throat, buthe just smiled encouragingly and waited for her to collect herself; she hatedwhen people tried to guess what she wanted to say. ââŚYou also?â
He grinned at her, turning to look through the displays,picking up onions and giving them a critical inspection âYup, Ino and Shikamaruare coming over for dinner and I feel like making something Iâve never triedbefore, Karui sent me some Kumo recipes Iâve been itching to try out!â
She smiled softly at him, though didnât make eye contact.âThat sounds lovely.â
âIf thereâs any leftovers Iâll remember to bring you sometomorrow so you can try it out too,â he said, finally deciding which was themost delicious-looking vegetable. He handed it to his friend and took thesecond-best one for himself.
Neck snapping, she turned to him with wide eyes and wavinghands. âO-o-oh, n-no, thatâs n-ot, n-n-n-â
âItâs no problem, Iâm happy to share!â The creak of a dooropening drew his attention back to the grocer trundling back in with a cratepacked full of bright greens and reds and yellows, he gave the man a thumbs-upbefore turning back to Hinata, ready to quickly say their goodbyes when henoticed something off. Leaning down to get a better look at her face, hefrowned. âYouâre looking a little red, are you feeling ok?â
âI-I-I-â
He pressed a hand to her burning forehead. âItâs pretty hottoday, maybe you should sit down for a while-â
âI will be fine thank you!â Having practically screamed inhis face, she stiffly turned around, flew to the checkout counter, dropped ahandful of coins and ran out of the store before Chouji could even think tostop her.
Walking over to the shopkeeper, he gave him a sheepish grin.âSorry, I think the weather must be getting to her.â
The man shook his head, idly poking at the coins on thecounter. âWell, next time you see her tell her sheâs got over five-hundred ryĹin change waiting for her.â
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Finished with the markets and all his shopping carefullypacked away in a sealing scroll, his next destination was the academy.
Heâd only recently taken up teaching and he was still alittle overwhelmed by it at times, but he had to admit that he loved hisoccasional guest lessons, they were a good way to get in some practice dealingwith children before he got a genin team of his own one day; the most importantlesson heâd learned thus far being neverlet sticky-fingered kids chewing bubble gum play with his hair, no matter howbig and watery they could make their eyes go.
His head felt so naked with it cut short.
âAh, Akimichi-sensei,â the receptionist said as he steppedthrough the academy doors, âyour lesson starts in fifteen minutes, your TA isalready in classroom five-B waiting for you.â
He frowned, he was getting a teaching assistant? Since when?Walking the familiar halls, feet knowing the exact path to take even withouthis mindâs input. By the time he gingerly peaked through the door, heâd cookedup at least seven awful scenarios in his head, but they all flew out the windowonce he saw who it was in there.
âNeji?â
The other man started and turned to face him, giving one ofhis slight smiles when he saw him. âHello Chouji, I was beginning to wonder ifyou were coming.â
âI try not to get here too early,â he said, walking fullyinto the room and marching over to the huge blackboard covering one wall, âlesstime to get anxious, yâknow? What are you doing here anyway, when thereceptionist said there would be a TA, I kinda figured it would be someone toevaluate me or somethingâŚâ He trailed off at a sudden horrible thought. âThatâsnot why youâre here, is it?â
Neji shook his head, observing closely as he started writingthe lesson-plan up on the board. âNothing like that, it was just⌠suggested tome that I should take up teaching. To improve my people skills.â
He frowned, pausing his scribbling long enough to look overhis shoulder. âSuggested?â
âTentenâs idea-â the man grimaced â-the busybody found outthat you were giving classes and thought it would be a good opportunity for me.â
Finishing off his sentence, Chouji nodded and grinned wideas he replied, âThatâs awesome! Itâs definitely a learning experience, but Ibet youâll be great at it once youâve spent some time with the kids, though I reallydonât see how youâre bad at talking to people, youâre always so nice when wemeet up.â
ââŚI need to⌠find⌠someone, please excuse me.â Neji was outof the door before heâd even finished his sentence.
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His class went well, even though his new assistant had spentmost of it standing in the furthest corner of the room staring at the walls.
Chouji never wouldâve guessed the guy got stage-fright sobad.
The next port of call was the Hokage tower, where he wasexpected to assist with some new international treaties being worked out.Politics wasnât exactly his area of expertise, but heâd made many friendsduring the war, from all over the five nations; at some point heâd become avaluable advisor to the Hokage, as he could offer insight into the way the commonfolk of other nations thought and how they might be affected by big policy changes.
He hadnât been expecting to bump into the Kazekage and hissiblings on their way out.
Temari was the first to see him, waving and jogging over. âHeythere stranger, itâs been too long!â she said, grinning and giving him a tighthug.
âIt has,â he agreed, returning the embrace before pullingback to smile at the two men wandering over, âwhatâre you guys doing here? Ihadnât heard of any big diplomatic summits coming up.â
The younger brother nodded, giving him that same intensestare he always gave his closest friends â it was a little weird, but once heâdbeen assured that it was just him trying to be friendly in his own awkward wayheâd found the attention mush easier to bear. âThere arenât, this is aninformal visit, to catch up with friends. Like you.â
He smiled, hiding a tiny blush beneath his hand. âAww, thatâsnice of you to say, you must have a lot of people you want to see.â
Gaaraâs stare didnât waver in the slightest. âI suppose.â
A heavy hand clapped down onto his shoulder, Temari shookhim lightly. âWhoâs got time for those other losers? Youâre the best bit ofKonoha, everyone knows that!â
Several steps behind his siblings, Kankuro slapped a hand tohis face.
He laughed, nudging the tall blonde back. âYouâre too kind.â
âNo, she is correct, any time spent with you is a true pleasure,âGaara said, face blank but voice earnest and as happy-sounding as he ever got.
Temari glared at him, her grip on Choujiâs shouldertightening slightly. âYes, which is why I said it. First.â
In the background, Kankuro groaned.
The Kazekage sniffed, drawing himself up as high as he couldâ which wasnât much, but he was trying his best. âWhy donât you go and trackdown Shikamaru, oneesan? Iâm sure heâdlove to see you again.â
Nails were digging through his shirt. âWhy donât you go andfind Naruto, otouto?â
Kankuro had an expression of pure despair. âGuys, please,just stop.â
âBecause Chouji is here now and I would like to spend timewith him.â Gaaraâs glare was deadly enough to make him start to worry, just a little.
âAnd you think I donât?â
âI swear to-â
âNo,â the redhead said, cutting off his brother and steppingcloser to glare up at his big sister, âI think that you monopolise his timeevery time we come here, oneesan and would like the opportunity to spend timewith my friends too.â
He risked a nervous cough, but no one seemed to notice. Was shestarting to break skin with her tight grip?
Temari scoffed, finally retracting her arm to cross themover her chest, leaning down to stare her little brother dead in the eye. âAreyou gonna stop me?â
Chouji coughed again, holding up a hand and weakly saying, âExcuseme,â but it made little-to-no impact.
âIf you two donât stop Iâm disowning the pair of you.âKankuroâs input went unnoticed too.
âNo, because I am a good brother, who wouldnât jeopardise mysiblingsâ relationships for personal gain.â
The cold fury in Temariâs grin sent a chill down his spine. âYoulittle-â
âOookay!â Chouji shouted, quickly sidestepping the argumentand pointing intently at the tower. âIâve got a meeting to get to, it was, uh⌠funseeing you guys again!â
Kankuroâs loud cackle followed him, ever after the doorsslammed shut behind him.
He snickered to himself as he rushed to the meeting he wasprobably now late for; weird as they were, he was fond of the three and their intense,but ultimately affectionate bickering. It must be nice to have siblings.
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It had been a long day for Chouji and it would be longer stillby the time heâd gotten home and prepared dinner for his teammates.
He decided to take a detour through the nearby park anyway,heâd always liked seeing the flowers.
They looked especially beautiful the evening, turned shadesof gold and red under the setting sun, a lone bee still roaming even with nightrapidly falling. And it was pleasantly quiet, most people home with theirfamilies by now â he felt like he had the entire park to himself.
A sharp crack to his left caught his attention, he turnedcautiously, but wasnât expecting an actual enemy attack, not in the middle ofthe village.
When he saw who it was lurking in the shadows, he completelyrelaxed and waved a greeting. âSasuke, how are you?â
The man muttered something under his breath, but he didnâtlook distressed, so Chouji decided that he was probably fine. âYou out for a walk to?â he asked, slowly restartinghis walk, as his friend matched his pace. âItâs a lovely evening for it.â
âYeah.â
Ok then, Sasuke didnât feel like talking today â not surprising,he rarely did â but that was fine with him, it was just as nice to have someoneto quietly wander through the park with sometimes.
They walked together slowly, Chouji humming a song that hadbeen stuck in his head recently, his friend zigzagging as they followed thewinding paths, sometimes drifting close enough that their swinging arms couldalmost touch, before rapidly veering away until they could easily be mistaken fortwo strangers who just happened to be walking in the same direction. He alwaysended up closing the distance again after a few minutes though.
As the sky was beginning to turn purple above them, Choujisuddenly frowned and slowed to a halt, Sasuke following his lead a few steps later.
He stared back at him with a question in his dark eyes.
âWait, isnât your place back over that way?â Chouji said,pointing at when the path had branched in two directions several feet ago.
Sasuke looked a little surprised, though whether it was atChoujiâs knowledge of where he lived or himself forgetting was unclear. ââŚYeah.â
He smiled and started walking again, giving his friend ashort wave as he passed, saying, âWell, guess this is where we split up then,it was nice seeing you, hope you have a good evening!â before he finally turnedaway to rush to his own home; heâd spent a lot of the day dallying, now he hadto rush home and get ready to see his best friends!
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âDamn, that was delicious, Karui really knows her food, huh?â
Ino scoffed, flipping her long hair dramatically inShikamaruâs face. âOf course she does, any girlfriend of mine must have impeccable taste.â
He grinned at his two friends childishly swatting at eachother as he gathered up the dishes and depositing them in the sink. He leftthem to soak in some hot water â Ino had drawn washing-up duty tonight andShikamaru would be in charge of drying and putting away â before returning tothe table and flopping back down in his chair, taking a long sip of his tea.
Chouji nodded. âYup, though itâs weird, I ran into loads offriends today, but everyone was acting kinda⌠strange.â
Ino cocked a fine brow, asking, âStrange how?â
âAll sorts of ways, Naruto wanted to hang out even though hewas injured, Hinata looked really feverish, Neji was all nervous about observingmy class, Temari and Gaara were bickering and Sasuke was being all spacy,â hesaid, shrugging his shoulders as he thought about it harder, âmaybe the hotweather weâve been having is just getting to people.â
There was a long, heavy silence, prompting him to glance upat his friends. They were sharing an unreadable look, identical crooked smirks ontheir faces as they rolled their eyes in perfect unison.
âWait, do you two know something? Seriously- why are youlaughing, whatâs so funny, is this some prank Iâm not in on? Guys-â
Thank you for opening my eyeballs to the wonder of narucho and many moređ like seriously thank you so much!
Oh my god! I didnât see this till now cause I donât really get notifications but Iâm so glad! Itâs such an innocent and healthy ship! Especially considering canon which provides that both choji and naruto were discriminated against.
Like you can just imagine some rude kids telling choji that they donât want him on their team so shikamaru is like fine the two of us will be our own team but then the teams are unbalanced and guess which lonely boy is walking by!!!! Choji is just like hey be on our team and the boys hangout for the rest of the day!! And itâs beautiful??
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naruto and chouji end up spending a lot of time together while helping around the orphanage, because why wouldn't chouji want to help with this, these kids need someone to take care of then and to look up to, and it becomes kind of comforting to have him around for both naruto and for the kids who need someone to hug them and tell them it's alrightÂ
it's really not that surprising that naruto ends up looking up to him a bit, chouji's just so naturally good with kids and cheerful even in this messed up world and naruto admires that a lot in himÂ
chouji invites naruto over for dinner after a day at the orphanage pretty often, and it becomes a routine, something to look forward at the end of the week for both of them and even though it's not a date it feels appropriate to give chouji a kiss goodnight at the end of it (just on the cheek though)Â
they're both very open to physical affection from people close to them, small things like naruto sticking flowers in choujis hair because he knows that chouji likes that or chouji pulling naruto close to him when naruto's falling asleep in the restaurant booth so naruto can rest his head on chouji's shoulder
chouji's been in love with his teammates for a long time, everyone knows that, but he's just got so much love to give that he can't help loving naruto as wellÂ